Quote: NickTheDon @ March 18 2009, 10:38 AM GMTI'm going into Brighton to perv on young girls in short dresses.
I like the sunshiiiiiiiiine
Have fun! 
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Quote: Leevil @ March 18 2009, 3:43 PM GMTHave you ever seen that programme Snog, Marry or Avoid, Ellie?
Yep, luckily I don't dress like a slag so I'd never be put on it. 
And you're not bright orange either.
Some of those women scared me. 
Quote: zooo @ March 18 2009, 4:06 PM GMTAnd you're not bright orange either.
Ha - far from it. I'm so pale right now...and that's without make up!
Quote: EllieJP @ March 18 2009, 4:06 PM GMTYep, luckily I don't dress like a slag so I'd never be put on it.
Ah, I wasn't implying that, my dear. Oh, some awful orange-painted-Essex-girly-wannabes on there.
Roo has a new product to test in the shower.
A shower cream YOU DIRTY MINDED PERVERT LEEVIL.
Yeah, 'cos I can't make that dirty as well. 
Bow, chicka bow wow wow...
Has been tested, a four out of five silver cupcakes I give it.
Quote: Balf @ March 18 2009, 6:12 PM GMTBow, chicka bow wow wow...
Funny. I always hear that in the shower. That and a strange whirling zooming in type sound 
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It has only been like that since Gav fixed my shower.
How did your date go, Rubes?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 18 2009, 7:09 PM GMTIt has only been like that since Gav fixed my shower.
It's all in your head, honestly. Thats just the noise of the pipes.
Quote: Leevil @ March 18 2009, 7:13 PM GMTHow did your date go, Rubes?
It was quick. We had to wrap it up before Debbie McGee came home.
Thought I'd get in before you. 
Quote: Gavin @ March 18 2009, 7:14 PM GMTIt's all in your head, honestly. Thats just the noise of the pipes.
Okay. I guess I can just drown it out with the sound of the pogo stick you got me.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 18 2009, 7:19 PM GMTIt was quick. We had to wrap it up before Debbie McGee came home.
Thought I'd get in before you.
So there was no magic?
Quote: Leevil @ March 18 2009, 7:19 PM GMTSo there was no magic?
After being chopped in half I think that'd be all the magic I could stomach for one day.