Quote: Afinkawan @ March 18 2009, 5:18 PM GMTThen the obvious choice is to buy her one as well.
Prezunctly.
Or, give her the box and then buy it for yourself when it's down in price again in a few months. Score.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 18 2009, 5:51 PM GMTI'm like Barbie
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What, a plastic freak?
Quote: Aaron @ March 18 2009, 5:56 PM GMTWhat, a plastic freak?
It's not her fault she has no nipples!!
That poor woman.....
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 18 2009, 5:55 PM GMTYeah, sorry they got lost in the mail when I returned them. Should have used recorded delivery
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Yay! Can't go wrong with a cute stuffed toy!
We have a winner, RubyMae!
But keep the suggestions comming though everyone. It's only 6pm and there are some notable people that haven't replied yet.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 18 2009, 5:57 PM GMTIt's not her fault she has no nipples!!
Bloody Post Office, eh?
Quote: The Rook @ March 18 2009, 6:03 PM GMTIt's only 6pm and there are some notable people that haven't replied yet.
You're off my Christmas card list.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 18 2009, 5:51 PM GMTI don't have naughty bits, I'm like Barbie
Sold separately?
I'm like Ken - I come in a box.
Quote: Leevil @ March 18 2009, 6:17 PM GMTI'm like Ken - I come in a box.
I hope they really line your coffin well.
Quote: Leevil @ March 18 2009, 6:08 PM GMTSold separately?
Do you have a pair of permenent blue pants, just like Action Man?
Quote: The Rook @ March 18 2009, 6:20 PM GMTDo you have a pair of permenent blue pants, just like Action Man?
The greatest hero of them all.
Quote: Leevil @ March 18 2009, 6:17 PM GMTI'm like Ken - I come in a box.
And have no wang
Quote: Gavin @ March 18 2009, 6:23 PM GMTAnd have no wang
See:
Quote: Leevil @ March 18 2009, 6:08 PM GMTSold separately?
Quote: The Rook @ March 18 2009, 4:45 PM GMTIf I did give it to her (!) I would have access to it (we live together) but it's no the same is it?
Yes, it is the same - unless you're planning on splitting up. I buy presents I really want for myself all the time. I also buy myself presents around my birthday and Christmas and ruin anyone else's gift ideas. 
Quote: Marc P @ March 18 2009, 4:48 PM GMTKeep the box set and buy her a very nice bottle of single malt whisky. That's what I'd do!
I would rather that than the box set.
Go on, give her the Frasier DVD box set. Then order yourself the Frasier 'Blu-Ray' Dvd Boxset. Then when it arrives, brag about how you have the high definition Blu Ray edition and she has the sucky normal version.
Even though she won't know what Blu Ray means, she will be driven mad with jealousy that you own something that she can't have / comprehend.
To add the final nail in the coffin, tell her that the Blu Ray edition has special features and interviews not found on the inferior normal DVD edition. When she asks to see them, say no.
A nice finishing touch would be to storm out of the room clutching your precious Blu Ray boxset whilst kicking the toy Eddie against a wall, then look back at her and say 'What's with you and the f**king stuffed animals, what are you? Five years old?!'
By the way girls, I'm currently single at the moment (for some weird reason), who fancies a bunk up?
I'd give her a punch, when she's least expecting it.
In the ovaries.
