How do. Hesitated to log profile, I was waiting for something interesting and exciting to happen. "But never mind". Although I have stood on a roof, dressed as Batman, hurling down tiles and screaming, freedom for fathers. For which Me mam sent me straight to me room. For some reason I have spent the last 25 years attempting sitcoms, sketches and short humour stuff,which I keep in , files marked, Rejected , 1 to 25
Ta Ra, 
Hi SMOS
What does that mean by the way?
Enjoyed your little fanfare at the end. 
Welcome to the site. There's lots of good stuff and advice on here. Enjoy.
Jx
Goooooooood moaning.
Wait, afternoon.
*tips cap*
It stands for - Smooth Man On Site?
So Many Ordinary Seagulls?
Good to know ya.
I know what it means. Mwhahah.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
Looks like I've blown my seagull cover Smos
Blown my seagull. This guy's going to do alright here.
Hey SMOS.
Does it stand for Smell My 'Orrible Shells?
Defo, If you hold my shells to your ear, you can hear the wax gushing down your nostrils
SMOS
Quote: Jane Perrin @ March 14 2009, 12:05 PM GMTHi SMOS
What does that mean by the way?
Enjoyed your little fanfare at the end.
Welcome to the site. There's lots of good stuff and advice on here. Enjoy.
Jx
Hi SMOS Welcome
Don't let them soil you here.
* 
Thanks for the welcome , RE SMOS, Iwas a PHD in Smosology but lost my ology to an Oligarch, and now I'm a man without lettuce, SMOS
A man without lettuce. Why?
10 points for the first one with the answer.