I will crush you!!

I am Leevil, look at my arms *poses* that's what I call "big guns". I challenge any of you suckers to beat me in the ring, nice and hard!

This Sunday at BSGMania, I issue an open challenge! *poses* Grrr!!! It will be a hardcore match! Nobody can strip me of my belt, you won't catch me with my pants down!

I've been pumping to the max, training to the extreme. I may look raw on the outside, but I feel raw on the inside. *poses* Grrr!!! Do you dare feel me?!

When I drop my Leevil-Bomb on you, it will be lights out. End of the road. Home time.

You won't survive 1 minute in the squared circle with me - for I am He-Man... I mean - I am Legend... one more time... I am Leevil *poses*

*exits to "Wild Boys"*

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I challenge any of you suckers to beat me in the ring, nice and hard!

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*snigger*

Yer what???

I have a new power chair. I will run you over. Job done. Exept that I am not like that. I will give you a hug instead. Feel the lurve guys.

Quote: Leevil @ March 17 2009, 2:37 AM GMT

I am Leevil, look at my arms *poses* that's what I call "big guns". I challenge any of you suckers to beat me in the ring, nice and hard!

This Sunday at BSGMania, I issue an open challenge! *poses* Grrr!!! It will be a hardcore match! Nobody can strip me of my belt, you won't catch me with my pants down!

I've been pumping to the max, training to the extreme. I may look raw on the outside, but I feel raw on the inside. *poses* Grrr!!! Do you dare feel me?!

When I drop my Leevil-Bomb on you, it will be lights out. End of the road. Home time.

You won't survive 1 minute in the squared circle with me - for I am He-Man... I mean - I am Legend... one more time... I am Leevil *poses*

*exits to "Wild Boys"*

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Have you been on the Red Bull?!

Quote: Leevil @ March 17 2009, 2:37 AM GMT

I am Leevil, look at my arms *poses* that's what I call "big guns". I challenge any of you suckers to beat me in the ring, nice and hard!

This Sunday at BSGMania, I issue an open challenge! *poses* Grrr!!! It will be a hardcore match! Nobody can strip me of my belt, you won't catch me with my pants down!

I've been pumping to the max, training to the extreme. I may look raw on the outside, but I feel raw on the inside. *poses* Grrr!!! Do you dare feel me?!

When I drop my Leevil-Bomb on you, it will be lights out. End of the road. Home time.

You won't survive 1 minute in the squared circle with me - for I am He-Man... I mean - I am Legend... one more time... I am Leevil *poses*

*exits to "Wild Boys"*

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Quiet down spaz.

I think Leevil might have been with Henry Thurston last night...

Quote: Rob H @ March 17 2009, 10:46 AM GMT

I think Leevil might have been with Henry Thurston last night...

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What, you mean a bit of the old, er, SALVIA? eh? Strong stuff that!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 17 2009, 10:48 AM GMT

What, you mean a bit of the old, er, SALVIA? eh? Strong stuff that!

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Oh, indeed. I had a couple of erm, shots of it myself. Yum.

Quote: Rob H @ March 17 2009, 10:52 AM GMT

Oh, indeed. I had a couple of erm, shots of it myself. Yum.

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I went and f**king spilt all mine cause I was out of me head on bong weed and that kind of shit, yeah? Oh my god, I was, like, wankered. And that.

Me, I spent last night chasin' the dragon. They're a lot faster than you'd think. Some horse, some horse, me kingdom for some horse, I was thinking.

Yeah, in Bolivia in '96, I done some lizard and herring. It was well trite!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 17 2009, 10:58 AM GMT

Yeah, in Bolivia in '96, I done some lizard and herring. It was well trite!

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Bournemouth was where it was at in '96 my friend. Before the old Selsey Bill revival of '97, natch.

Oh, well, natch, Rob, natch.

I think you've overdosed into a comma.