British Comedy Guide

What could you do when drunk? Page 2

the scarf wearing Raccoon? he has a layer of fur and still aint warm enough. People in third worlds are starving and that greedy Raccoon is wearing a scarf :)

watched the Tour De France pass by my house... but cos I woz drunked I bets I would of won the damn race... if's I's never had a puncture on me's bike... and I was sober... but hey... when I's drunk I'm rite ard

I could of won the tour De France but my biology doesn't allow me to spend extended periods there, enough to pick up cheap booze and fags at a push ;)

Quote: Gavin @ July 29, 2007, 8:50 PM

I could of won the tour De France but my biology doesn't allow me to spend extended periods there, enough to pick up cheap booze and fags at a push ;)

Difficult to carry on a bike though.

Yeah last time we had a trailer imagine my cycling up M25 with a trailer full off booze and cigs. I'd have to have the strength of Jesus...or Hulk Hogan

Possibly fail to maintain an erection.

Log on here...

Suck my own d*ck. At least that's what I was told I did the next morning, but it was blurry and I don't recall having a birthmark on mine. :$

I can walk all higledy pigledy.

I've just bought a box of beer I will let you know the results as they happen.

You need a webcam Gavin

Set up a web cam, witness the effects of alcohol. I did film my self miming to Manamana last time I got drunk and had the camera charged added the music after was rather gooood

Oooooooh get your kit off too.

I havent stripped for year, I used to be a gorilla gram but I stop due to women insisting on using Bannana themed puns/ inuendos.

Quote: SlagA @ July 30, 2007, 7:44 PM

Suck my own d*ck. At least that's what I was told I did the next morning, but it was blurry and I don't recall having a birthmark on mine. :$

Laughing out loud

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