I would like to be eating almost any of these:
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No you all know what I do all day. 
Make really ugly looking sandwiches and stick them in your scanner?
No, I meant I go around licking scanners on the off chance it's been used with a sandwich.
You're more likely to lick someone's ass crumbs than tasty sandwich crumbs.
Quote: DaButt @ March 14 2009, 9:37 PM GMTYou're more likely to lick someone's ass crumbs than tasty sandwich crumbs.
Ass crumbs - such poetry.
Quote: Leevil @ March 14 2009, 9:33 PM GMTNo, I meant I go around licking scanners on the off chance it's been used with a sandwich.
People have probably scanned their arses on those. I hope you wash your tongue thoroughly before licking your missus.
Or does that count as eating meat? 
Quote: Leevil @ March 14 2009, 9:41 PM GMTAss crumbs - such poetry.
Roll right off the tongue, don't they?
Quote: Aaron @ March 14 2009, 9:44 PM GMTPeople have probably scanned their arses on those. I hope you wash your tongue thoroughly before licking your missus.
Or does that count as eating meat?
Some vegetarians eat fish No, no, I mean eggs! Tofu beaver? 
Quote: DaButt @ March 14 2009, 9:44 PM GMTRoll right off the tongue, don't they?
Get stuck in your teeth and then you meet people and have to say, "Oh that, it's errr ass crumbs... yeah, I WAS licking a scanner... that was you?! Wow, what a small world, Mr Prescott..."
You'd have quite a job, licking a scanner after Prescott's sat on it.
Marmalade on toast.
I think I'm going to have a fry up. Yum yum yum.
Did you have one?!
Yumm.
Some posh lady came to my door and sold my mummy a dozen eggs out of her own chickens!
So I had a poached egg on toast.
My mum works with a lady who keeps chickens, so every so often we end up with loads of eggs. 
I want a chicken!