"A vet from Somerset sets up a veterinary in the Ghetto (Brooklyn) to treat gang members pets, ranging from violent pit bulls to foul mouthed parrots. Ghetto Vet is a new six part reality series coming to Channel Five in May.
Ghetto Vet
Needs a funny punchline. Otherwise, not bad.
You gotta cure my gee gee, G!
Quote: Morrace @ March 13 2009, 8:19 PM GMTNeeds a funny punchline. Otherwise, not bad.
Don't really have a punch line, just posting random spoof TV listings I found on my computer.
You lanky piece of cabbage
Bullied skinny people in this one off drama
Who deserves it?
A panel show in which contestants fight for various things. This week is a kidney transplant for alcoholics
Test the Nation
The Government has given everyone a free aids test. This special live show shows members of the public waiting for the agonising results
Top Gear
Jeremy Clarkson goes in search for the perfect drug hit
Other Peoples Glasses
Reality show where people wear other peoples glasses for a day, with hilarious consequences
Dykes with Dyke
Former head of BBC Grey Dyke talks openly to a couple of dykes
Dry stone or the sex kind?
GETTING MY GOAT
In this sequel to Acting the Goat, a celebrity is required to purchase a goat at auction and then re-sell it at a competitive price. This month: former football commentator Elton Welsby
Lesbians
Quote: Balf @ March 13 2009, 8:43 PM GMTDry stone or the sex kind?
GETTING MY GOAT
In this sequel to Acting the Goat, a celebrity is required to purchase a goat at auction and then re-sell it at a competitive price. This month: former football commentator Elton Welsby
That sounds genuine
On CHAD TV, exclusive to St Tiffin's on the Verge.
Elton Welsby 
Why is that so much funnier with his name attached?
CELEBRITY BIG BHUDDA
z list celebs try to attain enlightenment in the Big Brother Ashram.
"Day 5, The Dalai Lama finally twats Peter Stringfellow"
Quote: Morrace @ March 14 2009, 12:39 AM GMT
Nice one, do you know if they still accept ideas? Might send them some stuff if they do.
Weird thing is, Ian wrote that bit, I have no idea who Elton Welsby is.
Quote: Michael Everett @ March 14 2009, 12:25 PM GMTNice one, do you know if they still accept ideas? Might send them some stuff if they do.
TV Go Home was the sole work of Charlie Brooker and is no longer in production.
Rabbit With Chas & Dave
Homely Lhandahn celebrity chatter, a hit from yesteryear performed by the boys and a nice pie.
Quote: Balf @ March 14 2009, 1:45 PM GMTWeird thing is, Ian wrote that bit, I have no idea who Elton Welsby is.
80's sports commentator (Granada I think) with a classic mullet. His presence adds a certain je ne sais quoi as he would probably never have said.
Ah. If its not John Motson, I haven't a clue.