What's the worst job you've ever had? Maybe it's the one you're in now...
Worst job
I worked at a Burger King when I was a teenager. Other than that, I've enjoyed all my jobs.
I just realized that I've only had 2 jobs since I joined the Army in 1985 at age 22.
In a retirement home. Saw an old lady... doing something.
I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
Was she having a poo?
Quote: zooo @ March 13 2009, 3:07 PM GMTIn a retirement home. Saw an old lady... doing something.
I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
You HAVE to tell us now.
I used to see Accidental Death Insurance to angry Australians. That wasn't fun. Especially, when you rang up and asked for someone who's just died. 
I've probably had the best part of 20 jobs, although a couple of those only lasted three quarters of an hour.
Possibly the worst, certainly the most boring, was six days as a security guard at Earls Court and Olympia, wearing a peaked cap, trying to convince burly workman to show me their passes. They reealllly couldn't give a toss!
I used to proof read a weekly trading mag. It involved sitting in a room with 20 other people, from lunchtime to sometimes gone midnight checking the spelling of car adverts. Nearly everone chainsmoked and you were provided with dinner of your choice as long as it was on the KFC menu. Not the healthiest job in the world.
I also disliked model dressing as catwalk shows in the early days of my fashion career. Though helping models in and out of their clothes might appeal to some of you....
Quote: Graham Bandage @ March 13 2009, 3:11 PM GMTWas she having a poo?
Worse than that.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 13 2009, 3:17 PM GMTyou were provided with dinner of your choice as long as it was on the KFC menu. Not the healthiest job in the world.
But the acest. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 13 2009, 3:17 PM GMTI also disliked model dressing as catwalk shows in the early days of my fashion career. Though helping models in and out of their clothes might appeal to some of you....
Quote: zooo @ March 13 2009, 3:23 PM GMTWorse than that.
Having a wrinkly wank?
Bingo.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ewwwwwww!
Tell. Me. About. It.
>_<
It was only for a split second before I moved swiffffftly on.
But my poor, poor eyes.
You sure it wasn't just some arthritic shaking?
Heh. Shall we all tell ourselves it was that?
I think we shall.
Quote: zooo @ March 13 2009, 3:32 PM GMTHeh. Shall we all tell ourselves it was that?
I think we shall.
Zooo's turning into Gollum 
Yesssss my precioussss