Hi there.
In lieu of a witty and charming introduction firmly establishing my credentials as a worthy and industrious contributor to this site, I thought I would keep it lean and mean and hope my utter lack of imagination will be masked by the professional approach this introduction has taken...
..or something, y'know, like that...
...anyway, love the site and am looking forward to getting stuck in. 
Evening! 
'ow-do?
Konichiwa.
¡Hola!
(that's all my Spanish used up 'cept for vino tinto and cervesa etc.)
Put your wee and extremely amusing comedy epic in Critique and then everyone will come out to play with you. Keep it under 10 lines else David won't read it! Try to be controversial ... we haven't had that sort of fun for a few weeks ... it drives the moderators nuts ... but what the hell!!!
Hello welcome to the BSG
Quote: losaavedra @ July 28, 2007, 8:35 PM¡Hola!
(that's all my Spanish used up 'cept for vino tinto and cervesa etc.)
Put your wee and extremely amusing comedy epic in Critique and then everyone will come out to play with you. Keep it under 10 lines else David won't read it! Try to be controversial ... we haven't had that sort of fun for a few weeks ... it drives the moderators nuts ... but what the hell!!!
Ignore Losaavedra, he's Karakas
Welcome Dough Boy.
Better late than never I suppose.
Just get stuck in and enjoy yourself. And 10 words is enough!
Hi dough boy.
Hey howdy hey
Hello Flour.
Welcome.x
Heya!!!! Welcome!
Welcome Dough Boy.
Are you a fan of Homer then?
Quote: Blenkinsop @ July 29, 2007, 4:31 PMAre you a fan of Homer then?
Or Pillsbury
Welcome Dough Boy 
Hi there Dough Boy and welcome
Have fun!