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It CUMS in a box!

Help! Anybody?! I'm trapped in a box!

Be quiet!

But, I'm trapped!

We knoow!

Did you trap me in here?

No.

...Who did?

I don't know do I?

Do you?

I don't.

Where am I?

You're trapped in a box.

I know, but where's the box?

Next to me.

Where are you?

I'm next to a box.

Where are we?

At this moment in time?

Yes.

14:07pm.

Oh, is it?

Yes.

Ah, I was scheduled to be in a box at this time. Must've been early?

(no reply)

Hello?

I enjoyed this. Odd works for me.

HMMMM? if that's the desired effect, then, well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

It's normally what I go for, thank you. Cheers Balf.

No worries. I'll get the money later, yeah?;)

Yeah, it's in that box over there... right under it, yeah... Whistling nnocently

EUROS!? Why you...

You need to think outside the box

Beckett, evidently, lives.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 11 2009, 10:50 PM GMT

Beckett, evidently, lives.

Yeah she's in the Labour Party - likes caravans.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

But what of the skecth say you?

Sketch scared me.

I'm bored.

Why?

Dunno.

Do something, then.

Like what?

Post some shit on BSG.

Why?

Everyone else does.

Good idea.

Haha, are you on drugs?

Haha, are you on drugs?

Yeah.

Why?

Gives me ideas.

What sort?

Shit ideas.

You been posting on BSG again?

jonny2, you read me like a book and not a very good one.

But another man's shit ideas, is another man's gold. Just look at your mum and dad's idea to produce you.

Yeah, like you was planned. ;)

Thanks all.

Quote: Leevil @ March 12 2009, 10:00 AM GMT

jonny2, you read me like a book and not a very good one.

Wow! Thanks for that Boxman! Yeah, I sussed you out didn't I? I can read you like a book; thing is, you're large print. Easy!

Quote: Leevil @ March 12 2009, 10:00 AM GMT

But another man's shit ideas, is another man's gold. Just look at your mum and dad's idea to produce you.

Another man's gold? Wow! You put me right up there with August Strindberg, Alexandre Dumas, Leonardo da Vinci and Richard Wagner.

Quote: Leevil @ March 12 2009, 10:00 AM GMT

Yeah, like you was planned. ;)

Yeah, like you're funny. ;)

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