Comgratulate me I beat temptation!

Well I did.
I was in an internet cafe and realsied the last user had forgotten to sign out his facebook. What to do? Change his status to furiously wamking in Sainsburys or shaving a hamster ready for lubrication?

PM all of his friends that he was hot and horny for them and had taken 3 viagras and some coke? (Especially the one who looked like a vicar).

Change his email adress to "I-am-a-tw@anal.org.ee"

But I didn't I just signed him out and felt weirdly disapointed all afternoon.

Any one else temptation and felt a bit disapointed because of it?

I'd look at the profile and if he seemed a nice guy, I'd have signed it out. But if not I'd have sent loads of messages out and f**ked up his profile.

I would have at least changed his status to - "is too stupid to log out of Facebook when using an internet cafe and is lucky his account didn't get vandalised."

That way he'd realise what he'd done.

Haha both good suggestions.

A while ago on campus I went to use a cash machine, and someone had walked off without taking their tenner out. I had a look around to see who used it so I could tell them, but they must have left pretty sharpish. I was tempted to take it but in the end I didn't, and just waited until the machine took it back in.

I think that gave me good karma though, because a few weeks ago I did the same thing, but the guy behind me told me as I was walking off that I'd left my tenner in the machine. Oops.

Quote: Afinkawan @ March 11 2009, 4:50 PM GMT

I would have at least changed his status to - "is too stupid to log out of Facebook when using an internet cafe and is lucky his account didn't get vandalised."

That way he'd realise what he'd done.

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Ooh, yes, that would have been very good!

Other suggestions tooo mean.

Quote: NickTheDon @ March 11 2009, 5:32 PM GMT

Haha both good suggestions.

A while ago on campus I went to use a cash machine, and someone had walked off without taking their tenner out. I had a look around to see who used it so I could tell them, but they must have left pretty sharpish. I was tempted to take it but in the end I didn't, and just waited until the machine took it back in.

I think that gave me good karma though, because a few weeks ago I did the same thing, but the guy behind me told me as I was walking off that I'd left my tenner in the machine. Oops.

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How uncanny - something almost identical happened to me once, except the bloke walked away from the cash machine leaving £80 behind. You wouldn't think people could be so forgetful.

I so nearly ran after him to give him back his £80, but I managed to resist the temptation.

! Awesome!

Quote: NickTheDon @ March 11 2009, 5:32 PM GMT

Haha both good suggestions.

A while ago on campus I went to use a cash machine, and someone had walked off without taking their tenner out. I had a look around to see who used it so I could tell them, but they must have left pretty sharpish. I was tempted to take it but in the end I didn't, and just waited until the machine took it back in.

I think that gave me good karma though, because a few weeks ago I did the same thing, but the guy behind me told me as I was walking off that I'd left my tenner in the machine. Oops.

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It's a bit loopy but if I find money on the street, I can't bring myself to keep it. It feels like bad karma to me and I'm a GREAT believer in whatever you put out in the universe, you get back so, depending on where I found it, I hand it into a shop, to the police if it's a lot or a wallet, or if I can't see a way of returning it, it goes to charity. It annoys my friends cause I find money a lot! I'm not saying it's a bad thing to keep it, I just can't do it.

With the facebook thing, I would just log them off but if poss, leave a message for them saying they need to be more careful.

Is the title of this thread a spelling mistake or kind of a vague pun?

Think I'll leave it anyway.

Oh yeah!

Quote: Afinkawan @ March 11 2009, 4:50 PM GMT

I would have at least changed his status to - "is too stupid to log out of Facebook when using an internet cafe and is lucky his account didn't get vandalised."

That way he'd realise what he'd done.

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Great stuff, that's the thinking man's course of action!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 11 2009, 7:06 PM GMT

It's a bit loopy but if I find money on the street, I keep it. Like the Karma Sutra I'm a GREAT believer in whatever you put out you get back, depending on where I hand job it. It annoys my friends cause I find money a lot! I'm not saying it's a bad thing to keep it and you'd better not or I'll kill you.

With the facebook thing, I would just f**k them off and leave a message for them saying 'I know where you live now ya tosser'.

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I'm shocked and not a little upset.

Ha, I'm always leaving myself logged in to facebook, bebo and my e-mail account, I don't know how many times people at work have messed with my page or sent e-mails to friends and family.

None, because you have your own personal login to the work system?