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TTPYO - Late buses when it's raining. -_-

Guys who just don't take NO for an answer.

NO I'M NOT MARRIED,
NO I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND,
NO I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU,
NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO BUY ME A DRINK,
NO I WON'T CHANGE MY MIND,
NO I WON'T GIVE YOU MY NUMBER,
NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR MATE ETHER,
NO I AM NOT GAY.

Sorry but it winds me up. I am not a whore. I've said no, please kindly f**k off.

Eek! Say that to 'em, that should scare them off good and proper.

I got asked if I was a nun once.
(I said yes.)

Basically, if you're not the type to play up to men like that and let them buy you drinks and pester you all night, I find it best not to go to clubs and stuff. They are just 99% populated by people trying to f**k strangers.

I don't take no for an answer, I usually get it thrown at me, whether I've asked a question or not.

Anyway, on antique shows where the so called experts pronounce the 'w' in Berwick, Beswick, Keswick or Chiswick. Provocative bastards.

Cockburn's!

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Quote: zooo @ March 10 2009, 9:14 PM GMT

I got asked if I was a nun once.
(I said yes.)

Sister zooo! I like it.

Quote: zooo @ March 10 2009, 9:14 PM GMT

Eek! Say that to 'em, that should scare them off good and proper.

I got asked if I was a nun once.
(I said yes.)

Basically, if you're not the type to play up to men like that and let them buy you drinks and pester you all night, I find it best not to go to clubs and stuff. They are just 99% populated by people trying to f**k strangers.

The thing is if someone asks you out and you say no thank you (be nice though) they should just leave you alone, cut their losses. And yes those places do breed a lot of horny toads but I'm not a clubber. I'm not someone who goes out a lot (can you tell?) and to be honest, it can take place anywhere, not just on a night out. And I'm sure it happens to guys as much as girls. Some people are a little too keen.

Hi, my name is Leevil. Can I buy you a drink? Anything under £1.00 is yours babe... anything on the kids menu, under a pound and I can use the coupon on is yours. Cool

Of course I'll say yes ;) Laughing out loud

I pulled :D

The smoothie. He's even cooler than Lando Calrissian.

But less traitory.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 10 2009, 9:30 PM GMT

I'm sure it happens to guys as much as girls.

Errr ... Teary

I said GUYS :P ;)

*Ducks a low flying Zooo*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 10 2009, 9:57 PM GMT

*Ducks: a low flying Zooo*

Sounds like another Pixar movie.

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