Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2009, 10:54 AM GMTAwww well that's lucky... cause I look like this...
I'm sporting a semi already! 
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I feel like a pig shat in my head.
Quote: NickTheDon @ March 10 2009, 10:57 AM GMTI feel like a pig shat in my head.
Been experimenting again?
Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2009, 10:57 AM GMTI'm sporting a semi already!
If you can get it in, you can have a go. 
Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2009, 11:01 AM GMTIf you can get it in, you can have a go.
(Best offer I've had in a while!)
Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2009, 10:42 AM GMTJust wondering at what age you officialy become unattractive to the opposite sex. Must be something to do with skin elasticity.
Nothing to do with skin in my case, I'm afraid. I'm just a miserable old tosser!
Robyn unwittingly started a rumour about herself today, apparently.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 10 2009, 3:16 PM GMTRobyn unwittingly started a rumour about herself today, apparently.
Spill!
My history teacher decided to assume something about a friend and I, that's all. 
LEZZERS!
*snigger*
I'm sure *he'd* appreciate that rumour.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 10 2009, 3:36 PM GMT
A load of sexy sixth form schoolgirls just went by my window into this building. I'm going to investigate in a minute to see where they've gone to. 
Not to the end of your knob.