FX SUBMARINE SONAR
SONAR OPERATOR:
Captain, I think I can hear somethi.. (Interrupted)
FX UNDERWATER COLLISION
CAPTAIN:
What was that?
SONAR OPERATOR:
I think we've hit something. It looks a bit likeā¦another sub?
FX SUB HATCHES OPENING ABOVE WATER
CAPTAIN:
Who the hell are you, and why did you crash into us?!
FRENCH CAPTAINHeavy accent)
I am Captain Francois and we did NOT crash into you, you did not look before pulling out.
CAPTAIN:
Yes we did! You were clearly going to fast.
FRENCH CAPTAIN:
It's not my fault if you can't drive that thing.
CAPTAIN:
Look, we're not going to agree so let's just swap insurance details and let them sort it out.
FRENCH CAPTAIN:
Erm. We can't. I've, er, left my insurance documents at home.
CAPTAIN:
Hang on, you do HAVE insurance, don't you?
FRENCH CAPTAIN:
Of course!
CAPTAIN:
Right, well just give me your details then.
FRENCH CAPTAIN:
(Clears throat and speaks with a bad German accent) Ve are ze German Navy.
CAPTAIN:
Oh Christ, you're NOT insured are you.
FRENCH CAPTAIN:
Non. Sorry.
CAPTAIN:
Lieutenant, get the Admiral on the blower, I think we've just lost his no-claims discount.
FXSUBMARINE HATCH CLOSING
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