Here's one of my topical sketches I submitted for the 7 on 7 thing. I didn't get through!
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DAD:Hello Johnny! How was school?
JOHNNY:It was great! We did sex education today!
DADh, well, uh, I hope you took note of what they said.
JOHNNYh yeah! And now we know what to do, me and Emily White are gonna have a baby!
DAD:For God's sake! You're 12!
JOHNNY:I'm not getting any younger.
DAD:You've only just stopped using stabilisers!
JOHNNY:It's got nothing to do with riding a bike.
DAD:If it's with Emily White then it bloody well has!
JOHNNYUPSET) But all the boys in my class have got one!
DAD:I don't care! You're not having one!
JOHNNY:Why?
DAD:Because there's no way I'm being a Grandad at 26! Now get to your room!
ENDS