It seemed like a good idea when I started
To the tune of GREENSLEEVES
Alas, Mandy, you do us wrong,
Pro-mo-ting Heathrow runway three
So Plane Stupid did come along
And made your suit all cus-tar-dy
Chorus:
Green custard on your nose
Green custard on your shirt
Green custard just goes to show
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You did not fight-back like Prescott did
Instead you ran away and hid
You didn't dodge like Bush with a shoe
What the devil is wrong with you?
Green custard on your nose
Green custard on your shirt
Green custard just goes to show
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Mandy what's wrong with you
My Postie despises you
For trying to sell-off the Royal Mail
He's glad that the protester didn't fail
Green custard on your nose
Green custard on your shirt
Green custard just goes to show
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So, Mandy what you gonna do now?
I do hope you'll throw in the towel
You're followed around by scandal and spin
Don't you know you'll never win with
Green custard on your nose
Green custard on your shirt
Green custard just goes to show
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