Green Custard Song

It seemed like a good idea when I started

To the tune of GREENSLEEVES

Alas, Mandy, you do us wrong,
Pro-mo-ting Heathrow runway three
So Plane Stupid did come along
And made your suit all cus-tar-dy

Chorus:
Green custard on your nose
Green custard on your shirt
Green custard just goes to show
There's more than one use for this de-ssert

You did not fight-back like Prescott did
Instead you ran away and hid
You didn't dodge like Bush with a shoe
What the devil is wrong with you?

Green custard on your nose
Green custard on your shirt
Green custard just goes to show
There's more than one use for this de-ssert

Mandy what's wrong with you
My Postie despises you
For trying to sell-off the Royal Mail
He's glad that the protester didn't fail

Green custard on your nose
Green custard on your shirt
Green custard just goes to show
There's more than one use for this de-ssert

So, Mandy what you gonna do now?
I do hope you'll throw in the towel
You're followed around by scandal and spin
Don't you know you'll never win with

Green custard on your nose
Green custard on your shirt
Green custard just goes to show
There's more than one use for this de-ssert

You love your parodies, don't you Rob?! Yep, another good one!

Do you send these anywhere, or do you just write them as a hobby - or what?

Good one. Missed the story, but liked the song nonetheless

Quote: Balf @ March 6 2009, 9:32 PM GMT

Good one. Missed the story, but liked the song nonetheless

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The story - been on English news all bloomin' day http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/news/7927700.stm

Quote: Morrace @ March 6 2009, 9:23 PM GMT

You love your parodies, don't you Rob?! Yep, another good one!

Do you send these anywhere, or do you just write them as a hobby - or what?

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TR's used a couple before, though this is a little chorus repetitive I think. Just get ideas and am compelled to write 'em up for fun. But live in hope the topical ones'll be performed.

Quote: Rob0 @ March 6 2009, 9:46 PM GMT

TR's used a couple before, though this is a little chorus repetitive I think. Just get ideas and am compelled to write 'em up for fun. But live in hope the topical ones'll be performed.

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Good to know they're not going to waste!