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Unintentional malapropisms Page 2

Quote: Aaron @ March 6 2009, 11:47 AM GMT

Ewe bet it is.

Ewe are wrong. It is a written pun. (vocally it sounds correct)

No more questions, your honour; the prostitution rests.

Quote: Morrace @ March 6 2009, 12:15 PM GMT

Ewe are wrong. It is a written pun. (vocally it sounds correct)

No more questions, your honour; the prostitution rests.

Actually that's a phallus.

Quote: Marc P @ March 6 2009, 12:21 PM GMT

Actually that's a phallus.

It is - well, genitally speaking.

Yes that's a proper maleism!

:)

Did you see what I did there?

Yes, you made a maleapropism.

Don't do it again. This is a written warming.

My mum once told me she'd watched a herring fly down and land on the patio, before it flew away again. But then she is a bit thick...

Quote: Morrace @ March 6 2009, 12:15 PM GMT

Ewe are wrong. It is a written pun. (vocally it sounds correct)

Eh?

My favourite malapropisms were Lance Corporal Jones's, like when talking about his relationship with Mrs. Fox as a Teutonic affair, or when he said: "We'll breathe in all the poisonous gases, and we all end up sophisticated."

Quote: Morrace @ March 6 2009, 12:15 PM GMT

Ewe are wrong. It is a written pun. (vocally it sounds correct)

Quote: Aaron @ March 6 2009, 2:05 PM GMT

Eh?

1) Topic: Unintentional malapropisms

2) 'Ewe bet it is' is a pun, not a malapropism. i.e. the thread topic. Therefore wrong.

3) When one says 'Ewe bet it is' - it is neither a pun nor a malapropism; it is for all intents and purposes heard as, 'You bet it is'. Therefore 'Ewe bet it is' as seen here, is only a written pun.

4) Therefore I come to the confusion that you are just trying to f**kin' wind me up!!

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