It took me about a month or so to get on the list. It will happen - it just seems to take time.
NewsRevue again! Page 37
There you go.
The final week (I do believe) of the current run.
Mark Blakewill & James Harris1Terror Train You1Let bad news entertain everyone
James Witt2Lloyds Advert1Parody of the Lloyds advert currently on TV
Tom JohnstoneThe Palestones1The Middle East is turned into an episode of The Flintstones
James Witt5We're All In This With Trevor1Strikers in Lincoln stage High School Musical
Cast:6Christian Bale1Christian Bale goes nuts whilst ordering a Starbucks
Becky Moult 7Andrew Lloyd Webber 11Andrew Lloyd Webber tests out the new dementia clinic
James Witt8I Kidnapped A Girl 1Karen Matthews becomes Katy Perry
Will Kenning9The Church of Obama1Obama as a "miracle worker" healing the lives of everyone in a gospel church
Robbie Dale10The Legend of Zavvi1A gran laments the passing of Woolworths and Zavvi
Cast:11NR Dictionary 11Heath Ledger demonstrates "desperation"
Tom Johnstone12West Side Hoodie1West Side Story is updated for 2000
Tom Johnstone13Jade Goody1Jade Goody is mistaken for Matt Lucas
Mikey J 14Guy Ritchie Dating1Guy Ritchie joins a dating agency
James WittMirror Mirror1Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole despair of not being on the front page
John Langford16Help!1Bankers plead for cash
Peter Halpin18David Cameron in Parliament1David Cameron talks to Gordon Brown in street language
Robbie Dale19Kate and Angelina1Angelina orders Kate Winslet to die for stealing her oscar
Tom JohnstoneHallelujah1Alexandra Burke is ridiculed
Mikey J 20Nude Labour1Gordon outlines his new plan for the party – to get naked
Cast:21The Attack of Snow1Snow arrives in a horror film advert
Cast:22NR Dictionary 21Chris Moyles demonstrates "wanker"
James Witt24ABBA1The new Conservative Party political broadcast
Annabel king & Becky Moult25Brown Babies1Two chavs discuss the perils of adoption
Richard De Winter26Jonathan Ross Returns1Latest news is censored in Jonathan's show
Sarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke27M&S Redundancies1Parody of M&S advert
Martin MalcolmAba Qutata1Aba is residing in prison to Copacabana
Cast:28NR Dictionary 31Steven Hawking defines companionship
James Witt29Don't Shoot Me Now1Barack's first day in office
Becky Moult 30PM Actually1Gordon and Darling split up
Sarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke32Queen and Prince Philip1The Queen and Prince Philip lament their family
Steven Primrose-Smith33Granddad I Love You1Harry sings of his love for his dad
Cast:34Love Dictionary 31Josef Fritzel defines love
Peter Halpin35Richard and Judy1Richard and Judy launch their nookie club
Peter Halpin36Andrew Lloyd Webber 21ALW sings about his former glory before hitting "My Time"
Robbie Dale37Jeremy Kyle1Gordon and David Cameron appear on the Jeremy Kyle show to discover the father of the recession
Andrew Doyle38Israeli Men1Newsflash from the Middle East to It's Raining Men
My 2nd best ever NewsRevue run for writing thus far, averaged 7 songs/sketches a week. Very pleased, bit stuck for new ideas now though, have rested on my laurels somewhat. Hello everyone, those of you I know and those I don;t yet.
congrats 
lol @ I Kidnapped A Girl. 
Mikey Jackson1Downturn1You're loosing your home and you can't pay your loan...
Damien sandys2Snow1The attack of the snow
Neil blakewell3Max clifford/professor1A professor in search of representation for his time machine
John langford4Cricket attack1England's cricketers get shot
Tom johnstone5Right sir fred1A song about sir fred pension sang by a policeman
Noel Christopher6v/o financial news quickie1Gordon brown has declared...
Robbie dale7Jeremy kyle1Jeremy kyle finds out who the father of the recession is
Annabel llyod8Christian bale1Christian bale goes crazy!
Ben ricketts9Scottish alcohol crackdown1The price of alcohol goes up
John langford10Claims direct1Abu quatada in a claims direct ad
Julie spitler11In the country1Jacqui smith sings about her second home
Martin malcolm12BBC appeal1The children of gaza get nothing but the bbc...
D payne & j smales13Comic relief does Kilimanjaro1Gary barlow and ronan keating sings
Terry newman14Postman pat1A teacher sings to the children
Martin malcolm15v/o stats197.5% of people think gordon brown is a tosser
Will allen16Terroriffic1English spies interrogate a innocent man
James witt18West side story med1Chavs sing to west side story
Kylie butler19Haribo1A take on the advert
james witt20British gas1An old lady dies of cold
D payne & j smales21brucie/thatcher/parky1The old people get put to sleep
John kelly/Mikey Jackson22The gordon song11Very short intro scene into the gordon song (Orville song)
Martin malcolm23School lottery1Postcode lottery scene
robbie dale/Mikey Jackson/martin malcolm 24The news1Short news section using 3v/o's by robbie dale (uni chal) mikey j (coldest winter) martin malcolm (norwich)
David malone25v/o jade1Come die with me...
martin malcolm26Abu quatada1Abu quatada sings to copa with showgirls!
martin malcolm27spammer/jack straw1Nigerian spammer try to con people for money
james witt28Mirror mirror1Cheryl cole gets angry
Kylie butler29Eyebrows1The cadburys eyebrow advert
Mikey jackson30Facebook street1An aussie style facebook soap
S hutchings h cooke31Tax cuts1The england bankers solve the governments problems
s hutchings h cooke32v/o M&S1v/o in the style of the m&s ad
Neil blakewell33Harry and carol thatcher1Carol and prince harry talk about comic relief
Collin stutt34University challenged1Trimble gets questioned
Ross salvage35UxM1Reports of an unexploded muslim on a tube
james witt36Abba med1The members of the cabinet sing abba
Finally I get a second sketch on at NewsRevue!
Quote: Ben @ March 6 2009, 11:23 AM GMTFinally I get a second sketch on at NewsRevue!
Which sketch?
Ben ricketts 9 Scottish alcohol crackdown 1 The price of alcohol goes up.
It's the first time in nearly a year I've sent anything.
Quote: Ben @ March 6 2009, 12:31 PM GMTBen ricketts 9 Scottish alcohol crackdown 1 The price of alcohol goes up.
It's the first time in nearly a year I've sent anything.
I'd wondered what it is you do with your time when you're not writing sketches about sexually-charged man-rabbits. Now I know.
Quote: Ben @ March 6 2009, 11:23 AM GMTFinally I get a second sketch on at NewsRevue!
Ooh, well done!
All I can say is that Newsrevue have better taste than 7 on 7 
Mikey jackson1Downturn
Damien sandys2Snow
mikey jackson3Comic Relief Horne/Corden
John langford4Cricket attack
Tom johnstone5Right sir fred
Tom johnstone6v/o ITV cutbacks
Robbie dale7Jeremy kyle
martin malcolm8Spammer/jack straw
martin malcolm9School lottery
tom johnstone10Come fly with me
james witt11Blames Direct
Julie Bower12The Max Clifford Centre
Robin Miller13In custardy
S hutchings h cooke14Tax cuts
Martin malcolm15v/o Bill Oddie
d payne & j smales16Brucie/thatcher/parky
James witt17British gas
Tom johnstone18West Side Story Med
martin malcolm18av/o wife beaters
Terry Newman19D'arry w show
Collin stutt20University challenged
Martin malcolm21BBC Appeal
Terry Newman22Postman Pat
Mikey jackson23Facebook street
Damien sandys24J.C.S (Barack)
James kingscott24aQ&A (Barack)
Ben Ricketts25Scottish Alcohol Crackdown
David Malone26v/o Jade
Martin Malcolm27Abu
Phillip Barron28Daily Mail Diana Fixation
Kylie Butler29Eyebrows
Tom johnstone30Quantitive easing
S hutchings h cooke31v/o M&S
Robin Bailes32The real IRA
Ross salvage33UxM
James witt34ABBA Med
Week 3 of the current run.
I see Rob has knocked me off the opening song spot! grr!
Robin Miller1Money Money Money
Robin Bailes2Coke Ad
Mikey jackson3Comic Relief Horne/Corden
John Langford4Cricket attack
Tom johnstone5Right sir fred
Neil Blakewell6Wild west politics
Dan Wright7V/O Michael Jackson
James witt8Thriller
Gary Beard9Masterchef
Ross salvage10UxM
Tom johnstone11Come Fly With Me
Julie Bower12The Max Clifford Centre
James witt13Blames Direct
Kylie Butler14Eyebrows
S hutchings h cooke15Tax Cuts
Chris Bartlett16Brucie/Thatcher/Parky V/O
D Payne J Smales16aBrucie/Thatcher/Parky
Robin Bailes17Binge Communion
Tom johnstone18West Side Med
Gary Bainbridge19V/O Natasha Richardson
Martin malcolm20Kilimanjaro Quickie
James witt21B.O Barackas
Terry Newman22D'Arry W Show
James witt23Love Machine
Collin Stutt24University Challenged
Martin Malcolm25BBC Appeal
Tom johnstone26Quantitative easing
Martin Malcolm27Spam/Straw
David Malone28V/O Jade
Martin Malcolm29Abu
James witt30British Gas
mikey jackson31Facebook street
E parry & J Burton32Von Trapped V/O
E parry & J Burton32aVon Trapped
S hutchings h cooke33V/O M&S
Robin Bailes34The Real IRA
James witt35ABBA Med
Oops sorry mate. I did like "Downturn" a lot though. Exciting, my first song in NR. And an opener too new territory / 
She was looking for a new opener anyway. SOB!
Still.... I held the top spot for 2 weeks.
Your FIRST song at NR???? After all the songs you've written?
What have they been thinking???