Good, then itchy.
Enormous animals that are usually quite small Page 2
..then burning?
My sex is on fiiiiire!
You can get a cream for that.
Who could forget the mutant hamster of '52?
David!
Mum said he ran away!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 11:31 PM GMTDavid!
Mum said he ran away!
That is a cute hamster though.
My favourite is Herman the German giant rabbit (think it might be the same rabbit Random posted):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1138969867/html/1.stm
Quote: sootyj @ March 5 2009, 7:33 PM GMTExactly what is says on the tin. Now beat this lot you rebels!
Look at the size of those carrots!
That's Not a Dr Gillian McKeith! She's going to look at its poo and then eat it with carrots.
Quote: random @ March 5 2009, 8:19 PM GMT
This man clearly knows NOTHING about holding a rabbit. You never scruff them.
Are all those people just very small?
I think if he dropped his guard for a moment that beast would have him.
Quote: sootyj @ March 6 2009, 9:50 AM GMTThat's Not a Dr Jillian McKeith! She's going to look at it's poo and then eat it with carrots.
MCKEITH:
"Now, ya FAT rabbit, THIS is what ya eat EVERY SINGLE DAY"
TAKES RABBIT TO TABLE PILED HIGH WITH CARROTS. RABBIT STARTS SOBBING
MCKEITH:
"That's 950 carrots a day. Ya FATTY.
RABBIT:
I just...didn't realise how much I was eating...but seeing it all there in front of me...
MCKEITH:
Now as a fully qualified vet, I can tell you there's only one course of action left
RABBIT:
Hey, that certificate's says "Microsoft Publisher" at the bottom...
MCKEITH:
I'm gonna have to look at your poo...
CUT TO:
RABBIT WITH MOUTH FULL AS IT RE-EATS ITS POO
MCKEITH:
Spit it out right now! I must see yourrr poo!
Do the giant rabbits live in warrens?
Quote: Rob0 @ March 6 2009, 10:09 AM GMTDo the giant rabbits live in warrens?
Shh! Don't tell Warren, I'm making a fortune selling him pile cream.
Quote: Lee Henman @ March 5 2009, 10:22 PM GMTFirst person to say it wins a prize
I miss my cock.