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Enormous animals that are usually quite small Page 2

Good, then itchy.

..then burning?

A hunk of burnin' love?

My sex is on fiiiiire!

You can get a cream for that.

Who could forget the mutant hamster of '52?

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David!

Mum said he ran away!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 11:31 PM GMT

David!

Mum said he ran away!

:D

That is a cute hamster though.

My favourite is Herman the German giant rabbit (think it might be the same rabbit Random posted):

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1138969867/html/1.stm

Quote: sootyj @ March 5 2009, 7:33 PM GMT

Exactly what is says on the tin. Now beat this lot you rebels!

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Look at the size of those carrots!

That's Not a Dr Gillian McKeith! She's going to look at its poo and then eat it with carrots.

Quote: random @ March 5 2009, 8:19 PM GMT
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This man clearly knows NOTHING about holding a rabbit. You never scruff them.

Are all those people just very small?

I think if he dropped his guard for a moment that beast would have him.

Quote: sootyj @ March 6 2009, 9:50 AM GMT

That's Not a Dr Jillian McKeith! She's going to look at it's poo and then eat it with carrots.

:D

MCKEITH:
"Now, ya FAT rabbit, THIS is what ya eat EVERY SINGLE DAY"

TAKES RABBIT TO TABLE PILED HIGH WITH CARROTS. RABBIT STARTS SOBBING

MCKEITH:

"That's 950 carrots a day. Ya FATTY.

RABBIT:
I just...didn't realise how much I was eating...but seeing it all there in front of me...

MCKEITH:
Now as a fully qualified vet, I can tell you there's only one course of action left

RABBIT:
Hey, that certificate's says "Microsoft Publisher" at the bottom...

MCKEITH:
I'm gonna have to look at your poo...

CUT TO:
RABBIT WITH MOUTH FULL AS IT RE-EATS ITS POO

MCKEITH:
Spit it out right now! I must see yourrr poo!

Do the giant rabbits live in warrens?

Quote: Rob0 @ March 6 2009, 10:09 AM GMT

Do the giant rabbits live in warrens?

Shh! Don't tell Warren, I'm making a fortune selling him pile cream.

Quote: Lee Henman @ March 5 2009, 10:22 PM GMT

First person to say it wins a prize

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Teary I miss my cock.

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