I bet it's more of a http://www.caption-this.com/yawn.jpg
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Here's one of mine.
I'm the one on the left by the way 
I only just realised Fozzie's gone. 
Quote: Lee Henman @ March 5 2009, 2:16 PM GMTI shagged my girlfriend in Edinburgh Castle dungeon once. There was a chainmail helmet on the wall next to me and I nearly put it on, for extra-wrongness.
I got buggered in the darkness of Edinburgh Castle dungeon by someone whispering Priscilla to me in a Northern accent. I was too polite to interrupt him while he was clearly having a good time.
Quote: zooo @ March 5 2009, 6:24 PM GMTI only just realised Fozzie's gone.
Where? Where hast he gone? Forsooth it looks alright from 'ere chuck!
Quote: roscoff @ March 5 2009, 6:23 PM GMTHere's one of mine.
I'm the one on the left by the way
Considering the other one's a male, it could only have been you 
I once told this girl to come round to my house and said I'll sort us out a meal. She came round and said 'So what are you cooking me?' I replied 'Cooking you, there's a perfectly good chippy up the road' The relationship didn't last long after that.
Quote: Jack Massey @ March 5 2009, 8:13 PM GMTI once told this girl to come round to my house and said I'll sort us out a meal. She came round and said 'So what are you cooking me?' I replied 'Cooking you, there's a perfectly good chippy up the road' The relationship didn't last long after that.
Her loss 
I would have gone for the chippy option! As long as I got a can of Rio too.
I made Fozzie return! Although a bit crap quality.
Ha!
Better than nothing!
Oooooh My sexiest moment. Ahh there has been many.
Probably when I was 13 & the elastic went in my big breasty knickers. I had just got off a bus & was walking with my aunt when POW, down they fell. Right infront of a load of boys from school.
They blushed which turned me on & I came.
Breasty knickers?
Quote: zooo @ March 5 2009, 6:23 PM GMTI bet it's more of a http://www.caption-this.com/yawn.jpg
Complete with fishy breath? 
Quote: SlagA @ March 5 2009, 7:20 PM GMT
I got buggered in the darkness of Edinburgh Castle dungeon by someone whispering Priscilla to me in a Northern accent. I was too polite to interrupt him while he was clearly having a good time.
I wondered why she was wearing a gasmask.
Quote: Charley @ March 5 2009, 9:22 PM GMTOooooh My sexiest moment. Ahh there has been many.
Probably when I was 13 & the elastic went in my big breasty knickers. I had just got off a bus & was walking with my aunt when POW, down they fell. Right infront of a load of boys from school.
They blushed which turned me on & I came.
God I wish my missus would climax so easily. It's ridiculous how long I have to be on the job to satisfy her these days. It was half an hour the other night - I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
Quote: Lee Henman @ March 5 2009, 10:19 PM GMTI wondered why she was wearing a gasmask.
To be fair he doesn't wear it all the time. He takes it off when I put the saddle on him....
....Um I mean, I'm sure he takes it off to sleep....
