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A pheasant running hell for leather across a field. I saw quite a few yesterday. And longhorn cows. I saw some of them yesterday, scratching themselves with their horns.
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 10:49 AM GMTA pheasant running hell for leather across a field.
I was attacked by a pheasant once - it seemed to take a dislike to my wellies. Got my own back though, my dog killed it.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 5 2009, 10:54 AM GMTI was attacked by a pheasant once - it seemed to take a dislike to my wellies. Got my own back though, my dog killed it.
You're a rum sort and no mistakin. First you paralyse a girl at school, now you tell us your dog attacks beautiful birds and kills them. And you wear wellies. 
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 11:19 AM GMTYou're a rum sort and no mistakin. First you paralyse a girl at school, now you tell us your dog attacks beautiful birds and kills them. And you wear wellies.
I ate the pheasant and it's not poaching if you know the gamekeeper very well 
HEY! I WEAR WELLIES!
Mine are white with ickle red roses 
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Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 11:19 AM GMTAnd you wear wellies.
I grew up wearing wellies... I don't think anyone I knew didn't have a pair of frog faced wellies.
Here's me and two of my mates in our wellies
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 4 2009, 7:03 PM GMTDon't give them milk! It's not good for them. Dog food or tinned hedgehog food (which is probably just dog food with a picture of a hedgehog on the label) is best.
>_< I knew that too, was told it a long time ago, but had forgotten. I must stop passing on bad ideas. Slugs are safe though? Unless it's a slug from a Mauser?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 4 2009, 7:03 PM GMTDon't give them milk! It's not good for them. Dog food or tinned hedgehog food (which is probably just dog food with a picture of a hedgehog on the label) is best.
>_< I knew that too, was told it a long time ago, but had forgotten. I must stop passing on bad ideas. Slugs are safe though? Unless it's a slug from a Mauser?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 5 2009, 10:54 AM GMTI was attacked by a pheasant once - it seemed to take a dislike to my wellies. Got my own back though, my dog killed it.
You are a woman of many contradictions, one minute weeping over dead hedgies, the next hunting pheasants with dogs. 
Roscoff, which ass is yours?
Quote: SlagA @ March 5 2009, 6:43 PM GMT>_<
You are a woman of many contradictions, one minute weeping over dead hedgies, the next hunting pheasants with dogs.
I don't care for animals that attack me and taste nice roasted.
Quote: SlagA @ March 5 2009, 6:43 PM GMTRoscoff, which ass is yours?
As if YOU had to ask. It's the one in the middle for the uninitiated
Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 5 2009, 7:20 PM GMThttp://www.sexypeople-blog.com/
I sent those bastards a photo of me for the site and they rejected it.
I quite fancied Elvin and I'm not even gay. 
Quote: roscoff @ March 5 2009, 7:18 PM GMTAs if YOU had to ask. It's the one in the middle
In the middle of what?
Two shocking facts: you're a woman and you're clearly not Welsh because your ass isn't carrying a "Wide Load" sign.