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Quote: Seefacts @ March 5 2009, 4:25 PM GMT

*faints*

Oh, hang on, do you mean of that night or just in the world generally?

Both. ;)

Seriously though, the pictures are hot. I'm not gawgeous and all dat, but these pics look good.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2009, 4:29 PM GMT

Both. ;)

Seriously though, the pictures are hot. I'm not gawgeous and all dat, but these pics look good.

ALL RIGHT!!

I'm sat here listening to XTC in jogging bottoms eating crisps - what are you trying to do to me?!

Quote: Seefacts @ March 5 2009, 4:32 PM GMT

ALL RIGHT!!

I'm sat here listening to XTC in jogging bottoms eating crisps - what are you trying to do to me?!

I'm sure there is a joke in there about ready salted crisps but I won't be the one to make it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 4:33 PM GMT

I'm sure there is a joke in there about ready salted crisps but I won't be the one to make it.

Actually they're Walkers Cajun Squirrel . . .

We've all established this is NOT my sexiest moment.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squizzels! Teary

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 4:36 PM GMT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squizzels! Teary

I don't think any actually squirrels were used in the flavour. And I don't know what real life squirrel tastes like, thus rendering me unable to judge the flavour.

Quote: Seefacts @ March 5 2009, 4:32 PM GMT

ALL RIGHT!!

I'm sat here listening to XTC in jogging bottoms eating crisps - what are you trying to do to me?!

I hope it's not Quavers. That could result in a condition known in the medical world as 'Yellowpenis'.

Those poor imaginary squizzels.

YOU MONSTER!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 4:38 PM GMT

Those poor imaginary squizzels.

YOU MONSTER!

Well, it's more like E numbers and chemicals really. And last time I checked they weren't endangered or anything.

Those poor E numbers and chemicals.

YOU MONSTER!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 4:40 PM GMT

Those poor E numbers and chemicals.

YOU MONSTER!

And I wear their fur.

E numbers don't have fur. They are desert dwellers.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 4:43 PM GMT

E numbers don't have fur. They are desert dwellers.

Nice.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2009, 4:24 PM GMT

There are indeed pictures...

Ellie, my email is leehenman36@gmail.com and I insist you send me these pictures. I feel a chainmail helmet moment coming on.

I WANT TO SEE ELLIE'S BADGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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