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Your sexiest moments Page 2

Quote: Balf @ March 5 2009, 3:22 PM GMT

Sex? What's that?

It's something that most people pretend to do, but, in actual fact, absolutely nobody does, in my experience.

Your mummy and daddy did.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2009, 9:51 AM GMT

Mine was recently where I dressed up

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

Quote: Lee Henman @ March 5 2009, 2:16 PM GMT

I shagged my girlfriend in Edinburgh Castle dungeon once. There was a chainmail helmet on the wall next to me and I nearly put it on, for extra-wrongness.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 5 2009, 2:39 PM GMT

Helmet. Ho ho.

Edinburgh. Ho ho.

Can men have sexy moments? It's much easier for women because they can dress up all nice and sexy, but can men do that? If you're a bit rank and a man, then that's that, but if you're a woman and aren't visually A1, some sexy underwear and a bit makeup and you're on the right track.

On which note; I think it's impossible for me to have a sexy moment.

I'm never sexy. If I try to look sexy I just look like I have wind.

Besides, it's hard to be sexy when you are wearing bunches with bunny hairclips Pleased.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 4:07 PM GMT

Besides, it's hard to be sexy when you are wearing bunches with bunny hairclips Pleased.

Chipolata is now moist.

Has he weed himself?

I understood the thread title to mean times when you were most turned on, not necessarily times when you thought you were really sexy.

Quote: Aaron @ March 5 2009, 4:06 PM GMT

On which note; I think it's impossible for me to have a sexy moment.

Well, just give me a bell and I'm sure we can . . .

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Quote: zooo @ March 5 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

I understood the thread title to mean times when you were most turned on,

Ahhh, okay.

In which case: 23rd August 1996 - today.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 4:07 PM GMT

I'm never sexy. If I try to look sexy I just look like I have wind.

Pleased.

Is that you on cakefarts.com then?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 4:07 PM GMT

I'm never sexy. If I try to look sexy I just look like I have wind.

Besides, it's hard to be sexy when you are wearing bunches with bunny hairclips Pleased.

Tell THAT to Gary Glitter.

Quote: zooo @ March 5 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

I understood the thread title to mean times when you were most turned on, not necessarily times when you thought you were really sexy.

Oh. In that case.........

....... Errr Hmmmmm .......

..... Eh? Ummmmmmmm.......

.... Smarmy Ooooooo......

..... >_< Noooooo.....

...... Unimpressed Not that one.......

.....Do washing machines count? :| ......

Quote: Lee Henman @ March 5 2009, 4:19 PM GMT

Is that you on cakefarts.com then?

I'm Strawberry Poocake :P

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 4:23 PM GMT

.....Do washing machines count? :| ......

You'd be better off with an abacus.

I'm now thinking about love-beads.

Quote: Seefacts @ March 5 2009, 3:54 PM GMT

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

There are indeed pictures...

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2009, 4:24 PM GMT

There are indeed pictures...

*faints*

Oh, hang on, do you mean of that night or just in the world generally?

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