Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 5 2009, 3:28 PM GMTShe might be attracted to clumsy bastards.
Betty was, so there's a precident.
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If Chip's not going to, can I try?
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 3:27 PM GMTI just went down to the kitchen and she was there. She smiled at me. I smiled at her...then walked into the bin.
If you're lucky and she's nice, that will have been endearing.
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 3:27 PM GMTI just went down to the kitchen and she was there. She smiled at me. I smiled at her...then walked into the bin.
Is anyone else now thinking of the slightly (!) racist joke about the wheelie bin?
I do like Japanese girls.
Even really fat ugly ones?
Quote: zooo @ March 5 2009, 3:43 PM GMTEven really fat ugly ones?
You despicable fat-ug-ist!
Better than suggesting you fancy all the women from one country just 'cos you think they all look alike. 
Well they don't all look alike, some have winkies and some don't; that's how you can tell, ask any vet.
I don't like all of them, no. Only the fitties. Which is true of all women, irrespective of race. I may be a male chauvenist pig, but there's nothing racist about my dealing out the hot loving.
I knows. I wasn't really calling you a racialistist.
I done a wink and everything!
Quote: zooo @ March 5 2009, 3:59 PM GMTI knows. I wasn't really calling you a racialistist.
I done a wink and everything!
Is ok! I wasn't offended at all.
At the thought of a Japanese girl I had to go and do a wink.
Graham Bandage has asked to be Person X's Facebook friend and then realised that the person he's asked is not Person X but an entirely different person called Person X. What makes matters worse is that he put a cheeky message on the request which Person X would appreciate, but that the other Person X might not. Consequently Graham Bandage is hiding from Facebook out of shame and self-loathing.
Quote: Rob H @ March 5 2009, 4:03 PM GMTIs ok! I wasn't offended at all.
At the thought of a Japanese girl I had to go and do a wink.
Turning Japanese.
Quote: DaButt @ March 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMTThink access to the entire iTunes/Amazon/Netflix archives PLUS MORE.
Yeah I know what you're getting at, I just can't see it happening. Most people might buy one or two DVDs a month, averaging maybe around £15 each, tops. I'm not sure of the exact figure, but I doubt that as much of half of the population have a TV service which they pay for. Then maybe £20 a month on music. For even I to be interested in that kind of on-demand service, I wouldn't be willing to pay more than about £20 a month for it.
Quote: DaButt @ March 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMTP.S. Think I'm kidding about the war? Obama just fired the opening salvo when he snubbed your PM.
Snubbed? How so? And I'm fairly sure he can't snub Gordon any more than the majority of the British electorate already do.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww poor Bandage.