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Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 5 2009, 3:28 PM GMT

She might be attracted to clumsy bastards.

Betty was, so there's a precident.

If Chip's not going to, can I try?

Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 3:27 PM GMT

I just went down to the kitchen and she was there. She smiled at me. I smiled at her...then walked into the bin. :(

If you're lucky and she's nice, that will have been endearing.

Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 3:27 PM GMT

I just went down to the kitchen and she was there. She smiled at me. I smiled at her...then walked into the bin. :(

Is anyone else now thinking of the slightly (!) racist joke about the wheelie bin?

I do like Japanese girls.

Even really fat ugly ones?

Quote: zooo @ March 5 2009, 3:43 PM GMT

Even really fat ugly ones?

You despicable fat-ug-ist!

Better than suggesting you fancy all the women from one country just 'cos you think they all look alike. ;)

Well they don't all look alike, some have winkies and some don't; that's how you can tell, ask any vet.

I don't like all of them, no. Only the fitties. Which is true of all women, irrespective of race. I may be a male chauvenist pig, but there's nothing racist about my dealing out the hot loving.

I knows. I wasn't really calling you a racialistist.
I done a wink and everything!

Quote: zooo @ March 5 2009, 3:59 PM GMT

I knows. I wasn't really calling you a racialistist.
I done a wink and everything!

Is ok! I wasn't offended at all.

At the thought of a Japanese girl I had to go and do a wink.

Graham Bandage has asked to be Person X's Facebook friend and then realised that the person he's asked is not Person X but an entirely different person called Person X. What makes matters worse is that he put a cheeky message on the request which Person X would appreciate, but that the other Person X might not. Consequently Graham Bandage is hiding from Facebook out of shame and self-loathing.

Quote: Rob H @ March 5 2009, 4:03 PM GMT

Is ok! I wasn't offended at all.

At the thought of a Japanese girl I had to go and do a wink.

Turning Japanese.

Quote: DaButt @ March 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

Think access to the entire iTunes/Amazon/Netflix archives PLUS MORE.

Yeah I know what you're getting at, I just can't see it happening. Most people might buy one or two DVDs a month, averaging maybe around £15 each, tops. I'm not sure of the exact figure, but I doubt that as much of half of the population have a TV service which they pay for. Then maybe £20 a month on music. For even I to be interested in that kind of on-demand service, I wouldn't be willing to pay more than about £20 a month for it.

Quote: DaButt @ March 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

P.S. Think I'm kidding about the war? Obama just fired the opening salvo when he snubbed your PM. ;)

Snubbed? How so? And I'm fairly sure he can't snub Gordon any more than the majority of the British electorate already do.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww poor Bandage.

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