Thought this might be a change fro TTPYO thread, if there isn't one already.
Right now, it's when the new Nokia ad comes on - put the needle to the record DANCE, DANCE! Up goes the volume, up goes the grin!
Things that make you smile
Beer and sex
Ceroc dancing!
My posts!
Cheques.
My friend Emma in biology today.
"I've not got many potatoes for you to tissue culture, but I do have some cauliflowers..." (Teacher)
"Oh...I like potatoes..." (Emma)
"So do I, Emma...?" 
Other people's misfortune generally. Other than that watching the entire cast of Friends being beheaded in an amazing turn around in American popular culture. Which is the same thing really.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 3 2009, 3:12 PM GMTMy friend Emma in biology today.
"I've not got many potatoes for you to tissue culture, but I do have some cauliflowers..." (Teacher)
"Oh...I like potatoes..." (Emma)
"So do I, Emma...?"
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What exactly are you on Scats?
People gagging on nasty smells. Especially my family and friends. And most especially my sister. I can be in the worst mood in the world and all I have to do is conjure up the memory of me farting into a long plastic tube when I was 15, and surreptitiously blowing it at my sister who was watching Neighbours at the time. Her gagging and creative swearing still provide me with many a nostalgic chuckle, 18 years on.
Hey, I never said I was mature.
That is quite excellent.
Quote: Lee Henman @ March 4 2009, 1:11 AM GMT....... farting into a long plastic tube when I was 15, and surreptitiously blowing it at my sister...
That's made me smile.
The laughter of a small lower class child shortly before the Pitbull it's playing with mauls it to death.
A woman getting kicked in the crotch.
Hugs!