Helllllooo and welcome! 
Biting the bullet and chipping my teeth. Page 2
'Allo... and welcome!
Aw, shucks, I kick my computer into working order after a day of it deciding that it'd rather be a useless waste of space and find more welcoming comments.
As a gesture I've baked some cakes. I thought the best way to pass them on is to push them into my modem and transmit them via the mystical power that is the interweb. Hope you enjoy them.
Anyway, I have to go now and put out a small fire as my modem smells of burning cake.
P.S. Apologies if this has been done before, an alarm bell is ringing in my head with the vague suspicion that it has, but has anyone thought of the idea of a sitcom based around a group of people trying to write a sitcom?
Probably Seinfeld or something.
Or Extras could count.