Quote: zooo @ March 2 2009, 4:40 PM GMTThey're all the rage.
Do you mean to say they're rageful?
Quote: Marc P @ March 2 2009, 5:17 PM GMT
We don't see this chap nearly enough from you, Marc.
Once and for all, please help me out, PLEASE. Page 6
He comes out when the whiskey runs low!
Quote: Marc P @ March 2 2009, 5:25 PM GMTHe comes out when the whiskey runs low!
Whisky? It'll rot your liver and you'll end up as yellow as your avatar. 
I've given it up for Lent. On the ale now. Although I had some at the week-end but that didnt count as a I had a stinking cold so it was medicinal.
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Quote: Marc P @ March 2 2009, 5:17 PM GMT
Aw!
Lord Meldrum - just bloody make a move on the girl you fancy, or you maybe kicking yourself in years to come. Pester a girl long enough and they'll give in. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 2 2009, 7:26 PM GMTLord Meldrum - just bloody make a move on the girl you fancy, or you maybe kicking yourself in years to come. Pester a girl long enough and they'll give in.
Or get a restraining order.
Quote: Aaron @ March 2 2009, 8:11 PM GMTOr get a restraining order.
Maybe, but it works!
Quote: chipolata @ March 2 2009, 2:43 PM GMTFall for another girl. Didn't Ellie say in a previous thread that the best way to get over one man is get under another? Do something similar, only with a girl.
Amen to that.
Except the falling for another girl bit. Just a meaningless shag will get you out of your funk, old boy.
What you're experiencing is a bruised ego, nothing more. Whenever we split up with someone, for months afterwards we like to imagine them sat alone on a cold park bench, staring misty-eyed at a photograph of us in happier times, as an unseen solo violinist plays a haunting refrain to a lost love. When in reality they're in bed with their new squeeze, sucking on various body parts like they're made of chocolate.
Get yourself out, find a willing lady and dump some frustration in her would be my advice.
I don't know what the story is, but 6 pages in one day makes me interested.
I shall a read a page or two tomorrow so that I may comment on it with my customary ignorance.
It's your date tomorrow Melders!
Be sure to let us know how (or if) you got on.
Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 2 2009, 2:19 PM GMTOk, very boring I know and to cut a long story short - I dated this girl I really liked who eventually got back with her ex. My last date with this girl was back in November. I know this girl isn't the one for me, but why do I keep thinking about her?
I haven't dated anyone since, I'm not someone who meets girls/women every week and dates them. My main problem is that I keep picturing her and her boyfriend having sex etc. I hate the thought of it, I can't seem to help thinking about it. I'm not having sex with anyone at the moment, is it just jealousy I'm feeling because he gets to shag her and I don't?
I'm sick to death of thinking about her, I haven't seen or heard from her in just over a month, so why can't I just leave her behind? I know I'm jealous, but I just want to stop thinking about them having sex. What is my f'n problem.
I think your problem is that you actually get off on them having sex but are in denial.
Think about them doing something less sexy, like shopping together. You know when she would trail you around Top Shop for 90 minutes then get the hump coz she was to fat/thin to look good in anything.
How about thinking of them rowing & stabbing each other.
If you really must keep thinking of them at it. Why not picture the times you had her & her fanny smelt, or the air made it go Bloop. What about the times you licked her areola & got a mouthful of fluff & fur.
Best of all, remember the times you bent her over & her bum smelled of poo.
That should do the trick mate.
Quote: Lee Henman @ March 2 2009, 8:50 PM GMTAmen to that.
Except the falling for another girl bit. Just a meaningless shag will get you out of your funk, old boy.
What you're experiencing is a bruised ego, nothing more. Whenever we split up with someone, for months afterwards we like to imagine them sat alone on a cold park bench, staring misty-eyed at a photograph of us in happier times, as an unseen solo violinist plays a haunting refrain to a lost love. When in reality they're in bed with their new squeeze, sucking on various body parts like they're made of chocolate.
Get yourself out, find a willing lady and dump some frustration in her would be my advice.
Make sure she knows it's a one off though. Don't be mean!
Or failing that, why not just enjoy single life until a nice girl comes along that you will really like
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 5 2009, 11:07 PM GMTOr failing that, why not just enjoy single life until a nice girl comes along that you will really like
and be rejected and start whole thing over again
such is life
Romance is a beautiful thing.
Unless of course the other person is an evil lying scumbag whorebag with no morals whatsoever....BITTERNESS RISING.....FADING.....
With someone who truly cares for you as you do for them, tis special and wonderful 
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Quote: Charley @ March 5 2009, 9:27 PM GMTI think your problem is that you actually get off on them having sex but are in denial.
Think about them doing something less sexy, like shopping together. You know when she would trail you around Top Shop for 90 minutes then get the hump coz she was to fat/thin to look good in anything.
How about thinking of them rowing & stabbing each other.If you really must keep thinking of them at it. Why not picture the times you had her & her fanny smelt, or the air made it go Bloop. What about the times you licked her areola & got a mouthful of fluff & fur.
Best of all, remember the times you bent her over & her bum smelled of poo.That should do the trick mate.
Do all the women you know not shower for goodness sake?! 