Once and for all, please help me out, PLEASE. Page 3

Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 2 2009, 3:03 PM GMT

I haven't seen her for just over a month. I have good days and bad days. Sometimes I find myself just thinking about her all the time and imagining what I'd say if I saw her again, and im sick of it. I'm not likely to see her again, now she's back with her ex there's no reason for us to, and plus if her and boyfriend split, I don't even think I would be interested, which is why im baffled as to why I keep thinking about her.

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I've felt this way a couple of times, the most recent over last Summer. The fact I can't remember why the f**k I felt that way should offer some solace.

I was trying to avoid offering useless cliche-ridden stuff about time but...

Quote: Aaron @ March 2 2009, 3:05 PM GMT

Do enlighten us.

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I meant did he seriously not know how he "could find out whether she was interested in a bit of a tumble"?...

There are ways

Even though you've deleted your post, I know what you meant, HB!

Quote: Aaron @ March 2 2009, 3:10 PM GMT

Even though you've deleted your post, I know what you meant, HB!

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Just wanted to include your original

Ah yes, so I see. You could have just edited it and slipped the quote in though!

Quote: Huge Bear @ March 2 2009, 3:12 PM GMT

Just wanted to include your original

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There must be a couple of dozen ways, from taking her hand and gazing into her baby blues to telling her she's pulled; what nobody can advise the Lord on is what will work on the day...or if it will work at all

Quote: Aaron @ March 2 2009, 3:14 PM GMT

Ah yes, so I see. You could have just edited it and slipped the quote in though!

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Pedant

Seriously though, faint heart ne'er won fair lady

Quote: Huge Bear @ March 2 2009, 3:16 PM GMT

Seriously though, faint heart ne'er won fair lady

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He doesn't want to win her, he wants to f**k her.

Course, you could always impress her by telling her that you like her so much that you made her the feature of a thread on a comedy forum. That should do it. Girls always like that kind of speculative attention from a bunch of f**king nerd strangers.

And anyone will do, apparently.
If this one won't shag you, I'm sure you could find any old slag that will in your local Wetherspoons.
Hopefully you'll feel much better afterwards.
Until the gonorreah kicks in...

Quote: chipolata @ March 2 2009, 3:17 PM GMT

He doesn't want to win her, he wants to f**k her.

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OK then, faint heart ne'er gets you a shag

Quote: zooo @ March 2 2009, 3:20 PM GMT

And anyone will do, apparently.
If this one won't shag you, I'm sure you could find any old slag that will in your local Wetherspoons.
Hopefully you'll feel much better afterwards.
Until the gonorreah kicks in...

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Why have you put each sentence on a new line?
As if it's a poem?
Strange.

Quote: Huge Bear @ March 2 2009, 3:16 PM GMT

Seriously though, faint heart ne'er won fair lady

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Worked for me!

I was hoping for a Wetherspoons in my town but alas it wasn't to be. But for the purposes of clarity it was the special drinks offers on a Monday night I was interested in!

Quote: Marc P @ March 2 2009, 3:23 PM GMT

I was hoping for a Wetherspoons in my town but alas it wasn't to be. But for the purposes of clarity it was the special drinks offers on a Monday night I was interested in!

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At times you remind me of The Major in Fawlty Towers.

Quote: chipolata @ March 2 2009, 3:22 PM GMT

Why have you put each sentence on a new line?
As if it's a poem?
Strange.

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Maybe I was writing a poem...
Or I have a spazzy hand that likes to hit enter. I dunno!