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Once and for all, please help me out, PLEASE. Page 2

A bit childish? ;)

Just hump a pillow or something then.

Quote: Huge Bear @ March 2 2009, 2:54 PM GMT

You seriously don't know??

Cause she's a friend I don't wanna come across as an arsehole by making it obvious that all im interested in is a shag. Im an arsehole.

How old are you, out of interest, Mr. Lord?

22

Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 2 2009, 2:55 PM GMT

Cause she's a friend I don't wanna come across as an arsehole by making it obvious that all im interested in is a shag. Im an arsehole.

Well, if you're an arsehole, you should be fine. It's just a matter of hiding that from other people. Which you haven't. You arsehole!

This ex girlfriend you're obsessed with, how often do you see her around? And you said she wasn't for you, what do you mean?

I agree with the general concensus of advice. Apart from the 200 posts bit. Long term, when you fall in lust/love with someone else it'll cease to be a problem at all. In the meantime, there's worst things than sex with a random. You do need to develop a bit of confidence and avert your stare from your own belly button a bit.

Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 2 2009, 2:48 PM GMT

As it happens Im going out with a very fit girl this Thursday for lunch and possibly the cinema. But she's not interested I don't think, we are just friends. Not sure how I could find out whether she was interested in a bit of a tumble. Any serious ideas?

This is a case in point. I'm sure you'll be able to work it out yourself if you think about it.

Quote: Rob H @ March 2 2009, 3:00 PM GMT

Apart from the 200 posts bit.

That was the best piece of advice, you bastard!

On the other hand, if you're 22, just look forward to the point when you're over 35 and you couldn't give a f**k about anything or anybody. That probably isn't helpful, but I couldn't give a f**k. (See what I mean?)

Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 2 2009, 2:55 PM GMT

Cause she's a friend I don't wanna come across as an arsehole by making it obvious that all im interested in is a shag. Im an arsehole.

Friends can bump uglies without it getting in the way of their friendship. I'm betting, however, you're the kind of bloke who would feel the need to tell her afterwards that you'd only been after a shag. This is known as a 'mistake'.

Quote: chipolata @ March 2 2009, 2:59 PM GMT

This ex girlfriend you're obsessed with, how often do you see her around? And you said she wasn't for you, what do you mean?

I haven't seen her for just over a month. I have good days and bad days. Sometimes I find myself just thinking about her all the time and imagining what I'd say if I saw her again, and im sick of it. I'm not likely to see her again, now she's back with her ex there's no reason for us to, and plus if her and boyfriend split, I don't even think I would be interested, which is why im baffled as to why I keep thinking about her.

She isnt for me because when I found out she was back with her ex, if I'd have really liked or loved her I wouldn't have accepted that and gone out of my way to get her. But I didnt. I left her to it. Plus, she rejected me so she obviously knew I wasnt for her.

Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 2 2009, 2:52 PM GMT

I don't think girls/women have any idea how crazy they can make blokes.

True.

Quote: chipolata @ March 2 2009, 3:01 PM GMT

That was the best piece of advice, you bastard!

Nah. 210 or even 207 maybe, but 200? If the number 200 was an object it'd be Lisa Riley's warm-weather marathon-running knickers.

Quote: Huge Bear @ March 2 2009, 2:54 PM GMT

You seriously don't know??

Do enlighten us.

Quote: Aaron @ March 2 2009, 3:05 PM GMT

True.

Of course judging from this 'problem' thread, some are crazy enough by themselves. :)

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