Woo. It is Mr Henman's birthday. No, Leevil, not you. 
Happy day of your escape from the womb!
\o/
Happy birthday Lee
Congratulations and cock candles, sir.
Well thanks! Titty-cake and cock candles huh? What more could a boy ask for? (Except a spiffy new boom mic stand, which I already got today, so basically my birthday is complete!)
Although if anyone could arrange Gillian Anderson bending over in front of me in nothing but a pair of shiny red pvc briefs, that'd be just tickety-boo. Obviously that's a tough one to deliver, so Kate Garraway in any old knickers will do.
Failing that, Eamonn Holmes in a pair of battleship grey y-fronts will have to suffice.
Happy Birthday, Lee!
*<| That's supposed to be birthday hat
Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ March 2 2009, 1:47 AM GMTHappy Birthday, Lee!
*<| That's supposed to be birthday hat
I shall wear it always. 
Quote: Lee Henman @ March 2 2009, 1:48 AM GMTI shall wear it always.
It looks better on. Now your pom-pom's not askew.
Quote: DaButt @ March 2 2009, 12:52 AM GMTCongratulations and cock candles, sir.
I have that book and the word cock is not in it. I think its a forgery! 
Lee!!!!!!!!!!!
Wishing you a day filled with happiness and sunshine and lots and lots of fellatio.
The answer is No.
Do they mail you your bus pass or do you have to apply separately?
Happy Birthday!
Hope the missus bakes you a better cake than mine did!
Quote: Marc P @ March 2 2009, 9:49 AM GMTHappy Birthday!
Hope the missus bakes you a better cake than mine did!
Actually that cake looks awfully familiar...
Happy Birthday Lee! 
She's not quite bending over and they're not red, but it's the best I could find...
Quote: JuliaC @ March 2 2009, 10:15 AM GMTHappy Birthday Lee!
She's not quite bending over and they're not red, but it's the best I could find...
phwoooar!
Happy Birthday you grizzled old c**t!
(It's my Birthday on Sunday so that means we're both Pisces and theoretically should have exactly the same personalities.)
Quote: Aaron @ March 2 2009, 12:44 AM GMTWoo. It is Mr Henman's birthday. No, Leevil, not you.
Happy Birthday Henman! \o/
Henmania! Happy birthday!