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Weird things you have read about. Page 61

Huh. You're right.
That's ruined the whole thing for me!

:)

His sex is on fire.

Well done to the mum I say.

The internet is odd. That story's from 2005 yet is doing the rounds this week.

Ryanair is considering charging passengers £1 ($1.40) to use the lavatory on its flights, according to chief executive Michael O'Leary.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4861505/Ryanair-may-charge-1-for-toilet-use.html

In that case, I think people should forego the £1 and shit in their seats.

That's not weird. It's positively balanced - we are talking about Ryanair.

Every time people mention Ryanair, I think about gay Brian from Big Brother.

Quote: zooo @ February 28 2009, 4:06 PM GMT

Every time people mention Ryanair, I think about gay Brian from Big Brother.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

Quote: zooo @ February 28 2009, 4:01 PM GMT

In that case, I think people should forego the £1 and shit in their seats.

That's what I thought. I imagine they'll change the policy after all the crew members quit their jobs because they're tired of removing cups of pee from under the passengers' seats.

Quote: Leevil @ February 28 2009, 4:07 PM GMT

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

Aw!

"This man, fresh from prison and asking how her daughter was, might be considered to have provoked her."

I try to avoid sarcasm, bit - no really? I do feel for her - both her and her daughter were put through what I can only imagine would be hell. From what I read, the prick seemed to have no remorse for what he did. While I cannot rightly judge the woman's actions, at least he won't hurt anyone again.

Leaves a bad taste in the mouth this one...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7923986.stm

Eeeew.

That's unpossibles!

You have to have a good old chew, surely, to have it off. Can't happen in a second like that.

What a f**king mentalist. *shudders*

Ooh that's made me go all odd.

Ooooh. I can feel it. Sinewy.

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