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Chat Up Lines Page 4

Quote: EllieJP @ April 12 2008, 3:05 PM BST

Go for it, he has most of the pics.

And the videos... Whistling nnocently

Quote: Winterlight @ April 12 2008, 3:07 PM BST

I want to be a moderator.

Hahahaha - don't make me laugh!

Please don't laugh at me. I always get laughed at. And never with.

I was laughing with you...

:)

So Winterlight, how would you chat a girl up?

I usually just say "Alright, how's it going?".

Quote: Winterlight @ April 12 2008, 3:15 PM BST

I usually just say "Alright, how's it going?".

Take note gents we're getting a master class :D

If I ever use a chatup line, I will kill myself.

I always remember someone telling me that his favourite line to use on girls was "I'm a postman, so how 'bout getting in the sack with some first class male". He said it with a straight face as well.

Quote: Winterlight @ April 12 2008, 3:21 PM BST

If I ever use a chatup line, If you don't go out with me, I will kill myself.

Now that's a good one. I could incorporate that into a sketch.

Quote: zooo @ April 12 2008, 2:18 PM BST

And the old classic: you don't sweat much for a fat lad.

Excellent!

Missed by all it seems.

How about this for a chat-up line: I shag every woman in the universe once a month and as a result they bleed for five days.

*reads rest of old thread* Yikes, mild Aaron/zooo flirting from yesteryear.

Oh is that what it was?

Yes, I should have sent you a memo on that.

(It was my end. You, of course, were quite literally 'otherwise engaged'.)

Blimey. :$

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