British Comedy Guide

HEROES

If you were a super hero what powers would you want and what would be your name?

I would have the ability make to folks hallucinate about whatever I wanted.

It's got to be invisibility for me I think. Mainly so I can perform some fun pranks and get up to pervy things.

Quote: Mark @ July 25, 2007, 10:33 PM

It's got to be invisibility for me I think. Mainly so I can perform some fun pranks and get up to pervy things.

Hey Mark, I get up to pervy things without superpowers. Although this ankle bracelet smarts.

Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ July 25, 2007, 10:35 PM

Hey Mark, I get up to pervy things without superpowers. Although this ankle bracelet smarts.

Ha ha - nice one. I saw a Panorama thing on ankle bracelets recently - they don't work apparently, might as well head back towards those cheerleaders' showers now.

I would be the luckiest person in the world with whatever I tried working

I'd like to be able to speak every language in the world and understand every language, even old cryptic languages that cults use. Would be good no?

I would have the ability to kill with just 1 look. Also I would be able to fly. While i am up in the sky I will pull my skirt up, my pants down & poop on everyone I hate. Oh and their cars. All BMW drivers.

Quote: Charley @ July 25, 2007, 11:36 PM

I would have the ability to kill with just 1 look.

You're a woman you already have that ability

I would have the power to control everything with my mind.

"For instance, if I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think 'I'd like to see her naked', and so all her clothes fall off."

I would be able to fly and be called fly girl...and i would look like a fly. Imaginative aren't i!?

I would be 'UNIMAGINATIVE THREAD MAN'... and have the ability to make forum users start really unimaginative threads.

Oh. Damn.

That’s me out of a job then…

...and then her clothes fell off

Quote: Ginger Jesus @ July 26, 2007, 8:46 AM

...and then her clothes fell off

LOL!

Wait... are you allowed to quote from 'Extras'? ;)

Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ July 26, 2007, 10:15 AM

LOL!

Wait... are you allowed to quote from 'Extras'? ;)

Well I did! Glad at least GJ picked up on it! :)

"And she's scrambling around, trying to put her panties back on, but it's too late. I've seen everything."

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