Song to the the Tune of 'Right said Fred'.
"Right, Sir Fred "Both of us together
One on each end of a great big hole"
Tried to shift him, could of even biffed him
We was getting nowhere
And so we gave a billion quid
and Gordon had a think, and he thought we ought to go and talk to Mandy
as he might come in handy.
But he did no good, well I never thought he would.
"All right, Sir Fred, Have to take you business
that there bank will have to let you go!
Tried the odd suggestion, what about your pension?
should have got us somewhere, but no!
Sir Fred said, "need another billion."
And we said "right-o."
"Right, Sir Fred We need a better gesture"
The press all think your such a so and so.
Just two fingers, leaves a taste that lingers
and it gets us nowhere
and we gave a billion quid and
"Right, Sir Fred we will have to threaten action
That there pension is gonna have to go".
Thinking of clawing, all the cash that your in
but we are getting nowhere
And so we gave a billion quid.
And Gordon had a think, and he said. "about, Fred,
We can't just keep on bangin'
If we can bring back hangin'
With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through."
"All right," Sir Fred, speaking to a lawyer'
Darling's budget having such a blow,
They're in trouble, such a massive bubble, worse then the dome.
So Gorden and and me gave another billion quid
And then we went home.
(I said to Gordon, We'll just have to leave it
Perhaps this blight would rid him of his knighthood
Trouble with Fred is, he's full of RBS
Never get nowhere if you're full of RBS.")
