It's the old "How many vicars can you fit in a security body scanner?" joke isn't it?
Friday Caption Competition – FCC Page 3
Passengers refuse to board plane as Heathrow introduces new paedophile detector
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ February 27 2009, 11:58 AM GMTPassengers refuse to board plane as Heathrow introduces new paedophile detector
But they are the paedophiles aren't they?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 27 2009, 11:51 AM GMT
After severe cutbacks, the BBC uncovers The Doctor's new TARDIS for the latest episode, Planet Paedo.
You joke - but this is in the news today.
Police are hunting a "dangerously radioactive" college principal who is wanted on child porn charges.
Thomas Leopold, who had been given large doses of radiation for a thyroid condition, skipped bail shortly before his trial two weeks ago.
He then drove on to a ferry heading for Rosslare in County Wexford, south east Ireland.
The 42-year-old, head of a tutorial college in Harrow, Middlesex, has not been seen since.
Southwark Crown Court judge John Price, who issued a warrant for his arrest, accused him of "doing everything to make it as difficult as he can to let the trial go ahead".
He said: "Please warn officers that when he is arrested he might be radioactive. This is not a joke."
Jiminy jillickers!
New security scanner has priests hot under the collar
Quote: Marc P @ February 27 2009, 12:10 PM GMTYou joke - but this is in the news today.
Police are hunting a "dangerously radioactive" college principal who is wanted on child porn charges.
Thomas Leopold, who had been given large doses of radiation for a thyroid condition, skipped bail shortly before his trial two weeks ago.
He then drove on to a ferry heading for Rosslare in County Wexford, south east Ireland.
The 42-year-old, head of a tutorial college in Harrow, Middlesex, has not been seen since.
Southwark Crown Court judge John Price, who issued a warrant for his arrest, accused him of "doing everything to make it as difficult as he can to let the trial go ahead".
He said: "Please warn officers that when he is arrested he might be radioactive. This is not a joke."
At any rate, he won't be able to sneak up on children in the dark...
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ February 27 2009, 11:58 AM GMTPassengers refuse to board plane as Heathrow introduces new paedophile detector
Hahahahaha. I'm not even going to bother trying to beat that.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 27 2009, 11:51 AM GMTWell, I did say I'd have a bash. So, if anybody fancies leaving a totally ,like, amusing caption for this, I will judge a winner and then that person can do the same thing next week. If they can be arsed. Or remember.
Deadline is 5pm this evening, 27th Feb. Go on ,then..
New Christbot 2009 converted all these men to Christianity in ten minutes. Order today and get a free shoe tree.
St. Peter's gate not all it's cracked up to be.
Vatican launches new virtual confession both - priests all over the country enthusiastically await first sinner.
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Quote: Leevil @ February 27 2009, 12:32 PM GMTPriests Going Through A Metal Detector: Volume 41
Including hits such as...
Nuthin' But A J' thang.
Son of A Preacher Man.Order Now: Only £6.66!!!
Dan
Brilliant stuff so far! Keep it coming!