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Quote: zooo @ February 26 2009, 4:33 PM GMT

Or just totally conditioned by porn.

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It breaks my heart that you have such a low opinion of me.

Yes I can tell.

"Every child is precious and irreplaceable and the death of a child is an unbearable sorrow that no parent should ever have to endure."

Gordon Brown

"We are losing 6,000 to 7,000 children a month, dying every month, as a consequence of the sanctions"

Dennis Halliday, former United Nations Humanitarian Coordinator discussing Iraq

Gordon didn't do nuffink!
Blame Tony.

Quote: Aaron @ February 24 2009, 11:05 PM GMT

Is that for anal?

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Wedge is brown-hooded rat named for the true hero of the Rebel Alliance. He is not a comb for sticking up one's arse.

Drinking.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 26 2009, 4:48 PM GMT

Ellie has just got tickets to the NME awards tonight! Sweet!

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Lucky! Maaajorly! Noone wanted to go when I asked around, and then started bugging me about it months later

Robyn is nervous about tomorrow, swears her debating teacher hates her, and had an...interesting...walk home.

I thought... it had already happened? It was all just on the news.

The awards were last night, but the concert for it is tonight, if that's what you mean.

Oh I seee!
Now it all makes sense!

Quote: zooo @ February 26 2009, 3:54 PM GMT

Ha.
Ew.

Your avatar appears to be wearing one of Borat's mankinis.

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I'm amazed at how just is able to keep it covering her nips AND have such perky boobs with no visable means of support whatsover...

*COUGHPHOTOSHOPPEDCOUGH*

It's called sticky tape.

It's called zero gravity. Trust me, no amount of tape can do that, even Scotch.

Sorry for ruining your fantasy

Photoshop AND plastic booberies.

Poor cow.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 26 2009, 10:49 PM GMT

It's called zero gravity. Trust me, no amount of tape can do that, even Scotch.

Sorry for ruining your fantasy

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Scotch Tape is the Tape of the Gods.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 26 2009, 10:49 PM GMT

Sorry for ruining your fantasy

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You don't look very sorry.