Dave: Oh, hello. You're new?
Mark: Yeah.
Dave: People are always interested to hear you work for the British Board of Film Classification.
Mark: Yeah!
Dave: <laughs> Although I never mention that I work in the Pornography department!
Mark: <snorts> Yeah!
Dave: Did you know there used to be a legal requirement to have at least two censors present at a certification?
Mark: <disinterested> No…
Dave: Well since they've reduced that to one the productivity of the department has increased by 300%! Granted, RSI has increased but I think we all agree that it's worth it…
Mark: Right…
Dave: In fact, you can go home now, I can handle it from here.
Mark: Oh, right! Let me just find my trousers…
It's the wine I'm drinking!