Before I go to bed I just wanted to draw your attention to this product that I found in my wife's Kleeneze catalogue. I laughed and laughed, then laughed a bit more. I swear, the Kleeneze catalogue is the UK's premiere comedy magazine at the moment.
Horror Mask
She looks like a statue from the Easter Islands.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 26 2009, 2:42 AM GMTBefore I go to bed I just wanted to draw your attention to this product that I found in my wife's Kleeneze catalogue. I laughed and laughed, then laughed a bit more. I swear, the Kleeneze catalogue is the UK's premiere comedy magazine at the moment.
I'm enjoying the stupefied look of the person wearing the mask. But I'm glad to know that it's fashionable(it says so!).
This must be what Leatherface wears when he's just hanging out at home. He could recommend it to Jason and Micheal Myers, but I don't think they move in the same social circles. Also none of them can speak, so there goes the word of mouth endorsements 
"He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!"
Oh gosh, that's so funny. 
Just think someone was overjoyed to have got a modelling job and then they turned up and was asked to model this.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 26 2009, 9:37 AM GMTJust think someone was overjoyed to have got a modelling job and then they turned up and was asked to model this.
Simon Weston is pleased for all the modelling work he can get at the moment. There is a credit crunch on, y'know.
Patrica Bateman.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 26 2009, 2:42 AM GMTBefore I go to bed I just wanted to draw your attention to this product that I found in my wife's Kleeneze catalogue. I laughed and laughed, then laughed a bit more. I swear, the Kleeneze catalogue is the UK's premiere comedy magazine at the moment.
Snipped from The Daily Mirror-"I Was Mr. Potatohead's Secret Lover!"
I feel I could wear that mask and commit a crime knowing damn well know one would find out who I was...
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 26 2009, 2:42 AM GMTBefore I go to bed I just wanted to draw your attention to this product that I found in my wife's Kleeneze catalogue. I laughed and laughed, then laughed a bit more. I swear, the Kleeneze catalogue is the UK's premiere comedy magazine at the moment.
Fabulous. 
Quote: Paul W @ February 26 2009, 12:43 PM GMTknow one
!!!
Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ February 26 2009, 10:49 AM GMTSnipped from The Daily Mirror-"I Was Mr. Potatohead's Secret Lover!"
Haha!
The jokes on you lot. Because I bet once she takes that mask off she's gorgeous.
My fiancee has one that just covers her eyes. I thought that was creepy enough.
Quote: Curt @ February 26 2009, 12:59 PM GMTMy fiancee has one that just covers her eyes.
Splash guard?
Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2009, 12:56 PM GMTThe jokes on you lot. Because I bet once she takes that mask off she's gorgeous.
You're right. And here she is!
