Quote: EllieJP @ February 26 2009, 10:21 AM GMTI am terrible. Awful in fact.
Now, now, you know I'm only joking. I'd happily employ you. 
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Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2009, 10:22 AM GMTNow, now, you know I'm only joking. I'd happily employ you.
As your sex slave...
Quote: EllieJP @ February 26 2009, 10:27 AM GMTAs your sex slave...
What have I done to warrant this jaded reputation? 
Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2009, 10:32 AM GMTWhat have I done to warrant this jaded reputation?
It's not what you say, it's HOW you say it.
Somebody's bringing a dog into the office in a minute.
Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2009, 11:56 AM GMTSomebody's bringing a dog into the office in a minute.
They've brought it in now. It's a greyhound. A beautiful animal.
Quote: Rob H @ February 26 2009, 10:22 AM GMTRob is seriously wishing he'd stuck with his first instinct and taken a duvet day.
Aw. Is Rob a sicky?
Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2009, 11:56 AM GMTSomebody's bringing a dog into the office in a minute.
Ellie?
Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2009, 12:40 PM GMTThey've brought it in now. It's a beautiful animal.
Maybe not.
Quote: Aaron @ February 26 2009, 12:41 PM GMTAw. Is Rob a sicky?
Rob is hungover and is having a rubbish day at work. But thanks for the 'aw'. It's more than I deserve.
I've been left alone with the dog and the dog's whimpering. If anybody comes in now they'll think I've been abusing it. 
Quote: Rob H @ February 26 2009, 12:49 PM GMTRob is hungover and is having a rubbish day at work. But thanks for the 'aw'. It's more than I deserve.
Hungover?! Bah! Serves you right!
The dog has now left the building.
I just joined the National Rifle Association after reading that the Obama administration has finally admitted that they want to permanently ban so-called "assault" rifles and "a few other things." I've never owned a gun, but I figured I'd throw my voice and money in with the other 4.3 million members and hope that the president changes his mind.
Quote: DaButt @ February 26 2009, 1:36 PM GMTI just joined the National Rifle Association after reading that the Obama administration has finally admitted that they want to permanently ban so-called "assault" rifles and "a few other things." I've never owned a gun, but I figured I'd throw my voice and money in with the other 4.3 million members and hope that the president changes his mind.
Sigh... You realise it is all due to a spelling mistake don't you?
"The Right to Bear Arms" was supposed to have been written "The Right to Bare Arms", i.e the right to wear short sleeved shirts or even to take your shirt off when it was hot.
Quote: DaButt @ February 26 2009, 1:36 PM GMTI just joined the National Rifle Association after reading that the Obama administration has finally admitted that they want to permanently ban so-called "assault" rifles and "a few other things." I've never owned a gun, but I figured I'd throw my voice and money in with the other 4.3 million members and hope that the president changes his mind.
This has really got your goat, hasn't it? You need to either let it go, or go to Washington and shoot Obama.
Quote: Aaron @ February 26 2009, 1:16 PM GMTHungover?! Bah! Serves you right!
Something else to add to the morass of self-pitying-loathing I find myself mired in. Thank you.