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TV Licence Nazis

I had a TV license enforcement officer come to my door at ten to nine last night, saying my license had expired. I was a bit puzzled and invited him in, which he also seemed a bit puzzled by. Maybe he's used to getting abuse or whatever.

Anyway, turns out I'd mistakenly cancelled the wrong direct debit last month so it was an honest mistake, but for F**k's sake, it was only a month! He had to fill this big form in about what tellies we had in the house, what we were watching at that very moment, what Sky package we had, what videos / DVDs we had, our national insurance numbers, bank accounts...to be fair he was quite apologetic and said he had no idea why they'd jumped on us so quickly - after all we've held a license without any trouble for the past 13 years. But anyway, the upshot was he said there's a possibility we'll be FINED up to £1000!! But he did say it's far more likely they'll look at the account and see that it's a "first offence" and do nothing.

I know the BBC are desperate for money but sending out the heavies after 1 accidentally-missed payment seems a bit much, don't you think?

Totally out of order.

As a student in first year, I had huge problems as I couldn't get signal in my room, so opted to just have my TV to watch DVD's on. Turns out this is used as an excuse my TV Licence dodgers all the time which meant I had such a hard time. :( Meanies.

I'd never really thought about it before, but I guess the TV liscence heavies are employed by the BBC.

I bought a DVD Recorder and received a letter a week later, claiming I don't have a TV licence. I was living at my parents at the time. Couldn't "they" see the postal address of the DVD had a licence?

Silly buggers.

I sorted it in the end. But still, crappy detecting on their side.

It's great isn't it. We're excellent at chasing up people who fail to pay a £16 monthly payment but fail to spot a bank losing billions!

I was told that those old-style detector vans with the big aerials on top weren't real. They were just for show, to put the fear of God in license dodgers. Seems this confirms it... http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/10/31/bbc-admits-that-tv-d.html

They are certainly a pain in the arse. My flat is on a first floor and the only other residence is on the ground floor. However, for quite a while, even though we had a licence, we'd receive communications from them informing us that we didn't have one. Turns out, they viewed the premises as having three residences; ground floor, first floor and another one for the whole address. It got sorted eventually, but cost my time and money to do it.

Quote: bigfella @ February 26 2009, 11:05 AM GMT

It's great isn't it. We're excellent at chasing up people who fail to pay a £16 monthly payment but fail to spot a bank losing billions!

Banks have been losing millions? When did this happen? I really must read more newspapers.

Lee you sure he wasn't a burglar scoping out your abode?

Where's you your wifes underwear drawer sir?

Got a big dog or a baseball bat sir?

Do the first 2 letters in BBC stand for Big Brother?

Quote: sootyj @ February 26 2009, 11:53 AM GMT

Lee you sure he wasn't a burglar scoping out your abode?

Where's you your wifes underwear drawer sir?

Got a big dog or a baseball bat sir?

I did wonder why he was wearing a striped jersey and carrying a big bag with SWAG on it. Errr

Quote: Lee Henman @ February 26 2009, 10:45 AM GMT

He had to fill this big form in about what DVDs we had

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If that had been me in your position, the guy would have had to move in in order to do that. :D

Quote: EllieJP @ February 26 2009, 10:47 AM GMT

Totally out of order.

As a student in first year, I had huge problems as I couldn't get signal in my room, so opted to just have my TV to watch DVD's on. Turns out this is used as an excuse my TV Licence dodgers all the time which meant I had such a hard time. :( Meanies.

DVDs* >_<

Anyway, you should have informed them of that. Naughty Ellie.

Quote: Lee Henman @ February 26 2009, 12:22 PM GMT

I did wonder why he was wearing a striped jersey and carrying a big bag with SWAG on it. Errr

I've often wondered what the derivation of that is. Anybody know?

Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2009, 10:48 AM GMT

I'd never really thought about it before, but I guess the TV liscence heavies are employed by the BBC.

They're not.

Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2009, 12:51 PM GMT

I've often wondered what the derivation of that is. Anybody know?

Well the striped top is obviously French.

Quote: Aaron @ February 26 2009, 12:53 PM GMT

They're not.

Who are they employed by then?

Quote: Aaron @ February 26 2009, 12:53 PM GMT

Well the striped top is obviously French.

You're thinking of onion sellers.

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