He's going to harpoon you one day. And that's not a euphemism.
Necessarily.
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He wonnnn't. He's in the kitchen talking to my parents at the moment because he got encircled and jumped after school today. 
He will. I can tell.
I'm trying to plan a trip to visit a friend in Iceland this summer. Alaska, too.
You didn't have to tell me that, Inuit!
Quote: Leevil @ February 25 2009, 6:55 PM GMTYou didn't have to tell me that, Inuit!
Stop your blubbering.
Ellie has just got back from her run and is getting fitter and fitter. Bring on the 10k!
10 cocKs?
Quote: Aaron @ February 25 2009, 7:15 PM GMT10 cocKs?
There's no way on EARTH that works.
It combines Ellie's low intelligence and sluttish demeanour.
Quote: Aaron @ February 25 2009, 7:20 PM GMTIt combines Ellie's low intelligence and sluttish demeanour.
Ah . . . As you are.
I do like the phrase 'sluttish demeanour' though. I thought Ellie had more of a 'coy femininity'.
Ha!
Quote: Aaron @ February 25 2009, 7:20 PM GMTIt combines Ellie's low intelligence and sluttish demeanour.
That's mean... I am intelligent.
Tee hee.
Just back in from doing a little gardening. I broke my hoe and got a few blisters in the process. (I think I feel a rap coming on ...)