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It is far easier to prove things that we do know that are wrong than prove things that we don't know that are right.

My response to ^this^ post is being sent telepathically.

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My nose just started bleeding DaButt, does that mean it worked?

Quote: PhQnix @ February 24 2009, 7:40 PM GMT

My nose just started bleeding DaButt, does that mean it worked?

Yes. Or perhaps you have leukemia.

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Pleased ;)

So, which would be a better paranormal power: the ability to read someone's mind or the ability to see through clothing?

Quote: DaButt @ February 24 2009, 7:45 PM GMT

So, which would be a better paranormal power: the ability to read someone's mind or the ability to see through clothing?

Ha! You're naked!

Quote: Badge @ February 24 2009, 7:46 PM GMT

Ha! You're naked!

Damn. Next time I'm wearing my lead-lined boxers.

Some people, on the other hand, are unashamed by nudity. My friend's husband has found a unique way to advertise his design skills.

WARNING: NUDE ICELANDIC MAN AHEAD

http://www.denorth.is/

I bragged I shagged half of the fit women in Manchester, where as a matter of fact, I also shagged the other half. :P

Quote: DaButt @ February 24 2009, 7:45 PM GMT

So, which would be a better paranormal power: the ability to read someone's mind or the ability to see through clothing?

The ability to read a woman's mind. Seeing through clothing is easy - you just ask them to take them off.

You want to be Mel Gibson in that film.

Quote: DaButt @ February 24 2009, 7:13 PM GMT

Looks like they've been at it for several years, yet I haven't seen the scientific magazines heralding any breakthroughs in communicating with the dead.

I'm pretty sure "they" have been at various things for several years without publicising their research activities.

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Quote: DaButt @ February 23 2009, 2:09 PM GMT

There is almost certainly life on other planets - probably even within our own solar system. But that doesn't mean that people who claim to have been probed by spacemen are anything other than confused or mentally ill.

And it doesn't mean they are, either.

Your belief that there is almost certainly life on other planets is heartening. But couple that with your outright denial that they might have contacted us, and it gets a bit weird. Why is that concept such an impossible leap to you?

Quote: Lee Henman @ February 25 2009, 3:05 AM GMT

But couple that with your outright denial that they might have contacted us, and it gets a bit weird. Why is that concept such an impossible leap to you?

There's a difference between life on other planets and life that has evolved enough to travel trillions of miles to Earth, anally probe a few nutcases and then escape undetected.

We're scanning the heavens for intelligent signals and have yet to find any. We're making our first searches for extraterrestrial life in our solar system, but we haven't found any. That day may come in the future, but right now the odds that any contact has occurred are much, much smaller than the occurrence of mental illness, wishful thinking and honest mistakes on the part of the believers.

Quote: DaButt @ February 25 2009, 3:45 AM GMT

There's a difference between life on other planets and life that has evolved enough to travel trillions of miles to Earth, anally probe a few nutcases and then escape undetected.

So really what you're saying is there may well be life on other planets, but you doubt it would be as evolved as humans?
Maybe, but I doubt it. The universe is an old, old place and we humans have only been around for the last heartbeat of the current life of our galaxy. In the cosmic scheme of things it was only a few seconds ago that we were screaming monkeys, throwing shit at each other. (not a lot's changed, really!)

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