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What's the weirdest sandwich you ever made?

Concocted at a friend's house at 3 a.m. while somewhat inebriated:

A slice of Spam between 2 sugar cookies.

It was oddly tasty, but maybe it was just the beer talking.

Onion Bhaji & Tomato sauce sandwich. And it was lovely.

Not really that weird, but that's it.

I suppose the weirdest sandwich I eat is Marmite, cucumber and Philadelphia (on toast or a bagel).

Is yum, but sounds disgusting.

Marmite and lettuce

I just remembered the shit sandwich that one of my friends made when we were teenagers. We rented a hotel room for a rather raucous party and were soon evicted by the manager. One of the guys went into the bathroom and pooped on a slice of bread, added some lettuce and left it on the counter with a note for the manager.

It seemed quite funny at the time.

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 24 2009, 7:27 PM GMT

Onion Bhaji & Tomato sauce sandwich. And it was lovely.

Not really that weird, but that's it.

That does sound good.

Ham, cheese slices, Worcester crisps, chicken crisps, battered onion rings, Branston, cucumber, raw onion on white. I was a student, and that was all I had one evening. That and a biohazard in the lav.

Had a scampi sarnie, once, that was nice, with Ketchup. Heinz, mind.

Not a sandwich as such, but I do occasionally enjoy crunching into a dry Weetabix with cream cheese and butter spread on it.

Not going to go into it in great detail, but it relates back to the time I wanked into a Mayonaise bottle...

Quote: Balf @ February 24 2009, 8:09 PM GMT

Had a scampi sarnie, once, that was nice, with Ketchup.

If you ever find yourself in New Orleans it's almost mandatory to eat a shrimp po-boy.

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Now THAT'S a sandwich I can get onboard with. Is that mayo in it? Coz that'd seal the deal (if it was Massey's special blend of course). ;)

Yeah, it's usually mayo or some mayo-based sauce with a few extras like hot sauce and/or Creole mustard.

Po-boys with fried oysters are also popular.

Quote: DaButt @ February 24 2009, 10:02 PM GMT

If you ever find yourself in New Orleans it's almost mandatory to eat a shrimp po-boy.

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OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS LUSH!!!!

Didn't you just get ill from prawns?
Or was that Ellie...

I've had the following stuffed in some bread so technically it's a sandwich: http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/4698/portobello-mushroom-melts

Not wierd as such but does make eating logistically difficult

Quote: zooo @ February 24 2009, 10:37 PM GMT

Didn't you just get ill from prawns?
Or was that Ellie...

It was me Unimpressed .

But I'm a sucker for punishment. :(

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