Bar codes and carbohydrates.
Things that piss you off Page 40
I love carbohydrates.Jacket potatoes. Mmmmmmmm! Pasta. Mmmmmmmmmm.
I hate prunes. Prunes piss me right off. How could anyone put what looks like a dog bollox in their mouth. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
It was sunny and hot here all day today!
See, all you need to do is complain, and something gets done.
Chocolate. Because I love it and I wish it tasted like wilted lettuce.
What'swrong with chocolate? You know you love it!
So what if it goes straight to your hips!
Chocolate rules!
I've nearly ate a whole 250g Dairy Milk Bar, I know I'll regret it later when the 
kicks in.
Quote: David Chapman @ July 25, 2007, 12:03 AMWhat'swrong with chocolate? You know you love it!
So what if it goes straight to your hips!
With me it tends to go straight to my t**s!
Quote: Jude @ July 25, 2007, 1:04 AMWith me it tends to go straight to my t**s!
My, my Jude. What is it - chocolate body paint?
Genetics?
Lol and there I was trying soo hard to forget all about the choccie body paint incident
Quote: Jude @ July 25, 2007, 1:04 AMWith me it tends to go straight to my t**s!
What Leevil actually meant there was, "And that's a bad thing?!"
Oh right! But I'd much rather it evened itself out though!
Big chocolate boobies 
Someone send Jude a ton of Cadbury's Dairy Milk!!!
