I managed to not notice this invitation to come and say Hi - I was all a flutter at the excitement of the rest of the site. Hope I haven't posted anything out of turn by posting before introducing myself! That's verbal diahorrea for you.
I'm really pleased I found this site. I had no idea this sort of site existed till I Googled RFTP.
Welcome accident. Which is, strangely, what my parents call me.
Hi & welcome
We were just waiting for you to happen.
Thank you! It's lovely to be welcomed. 
You may be surprised to learn it's not my real name, just a sentence I seem to say a lot and which often makes me laugh in inappropriate situations (explaining that I've written off a car/laptop/granny's favourite vase which survived the Blitz etc). 
Or getting your cock caught in your vacuum cleaner. 
Yeah, an accident....
Thankfully that's one accident I've never had to explain to A&E. Or to my husband, he's a tolerant man, but that might be a step too far.
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 
harrumph
Welcome, welcome.
Sometimes I resent people coming and saying hello, then buggering off after a week. It's like they're gathering goodwill under false pretenses. Not that this guy will bugger off after a week and let us all down.
How nice to be so welcome!
Still getting hang of emoticon buttons - what choice!
I looked for a lady like one to indicate being a girl. I couldn't find one so will go for the pirate as the next best thing. 
Hello fellow-girl-who-is-mistaken-for-a-boy-on-forums.
Welcome!