My Fav flavour is seamen.
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I would have put you down for Knob cheese & Onion.
I like the doughnut ones, you know the second hand ones you can buy down the market with the hole in the middle, bargain.
Yeah, my dad says condoms don't work.
Quote: Charley @ July 22, 2007, 3:33 AMMy Fav flavour is seamen.
I really must join the merchant navy
Quote: nicholas keegan @ July 22, 2007, 4:01 PMI really must join the merchant navy
I'm sure thay have an opening
Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 22, 2007, 3:48 AMYeah, my dad says condoms don't work.
Most of the time they don't. They just sit on your knob.
*tumbleweed rolls by*
Quote: Charley @ July 22, 2007, 3:33 AMMy Fav flavour is seamen.
Favourite condom flavour, Charley, NOT favourite condom user!
How about we give all prostitutes Methadone flavoured condoms.
That way it will not only reduce sexually transmitted diseases but will eventually cure them of their addiction and stop them selling themselves.
A win-win situation.
Andy
Yeah, but then Leevil would never have sex again.
I remember we were organising a leaving do at work. One of the Guys said why not invite Bill
I said Bill's from the Quality Department. He'll be boring as f**k
No,no. Bill's cool. He's got great stories. He used to be in the Merchant Navy, he's an ex-seaman
I said "weren't we all'
That's my only perfect comeback line ever!!!