Sorry, having read this very entertaining banter about this TV show I have to ask, has Sheridan Smith really had her boobs done? 
And you might be pleased (or rather not so pleased) to hear that they have commissioned a third series and it is due to begin filming this winter.
Yes, the third series of Grownups will start being recorded soon in London, and the team were on location in Manchester last week. Also, a new series of Two Pints will begin filming in January.....that will be Series 8! Not many sit-coms have lasted that long, and the loyal fans will be delighted!
Mindless arse pus and stale c**t gravy. Both shows, two sittings, lukewarm servings of cock gruel to the those who can barely write their own soap-inspired first names. Comedy for those who think farting into a defrosting freezer is Wilde-esque comedy. The 3rd Reich would have approved 2 Pints and Grownups would have been Goebbels favourite. Sub-whitebread Swazstika humour. Dog-teeth mixed into disgraced Catholic priest droppings. Harmless though. Like Thalidomide was.
If Auschwitz had video screens to distract those queing for the gas chambers (I am half Jewish before you ask) then the perfect shows to screen in front of the condemned lines would be these. Plus 'Coming Of Age'.
Date-rape humour.
PS Am available as comedy speechwriter for weddings, bar mitzvahs, parents' anniversary et cetera. Keep laughing! Lots of love. Tel 0771 192 2467
Beautiful, Tim! Straight from the heart! <3
Quote: Morrace @ February 22 2009, 3:10 AM GMTBeautiful, Tim! Straight from the heart! <3
Thinking that was actually a bit too much. Shouldn't mention the Nazis. Maybe just Pol Pot and the "killing fields". Sorry for any offence. X
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 22 2009, 3:16 AM GMTSorry for any offence. X
Are you serious?! - I loved the rant! Great writing. I love a rant aimed straight at the jugular. Forget offending people! Great stuff!
And in 20 years' time when I am in control of BBC Comedy SN will only have a job in the main entrance, on her knees servicing the weather presenters as they come through the revolving doors. MJ will have been comfortably pensioned off but will be required to explain at every AGM what was so f**king funny about 'The Smoking Room'.
The cast of 'Life Of Riley' will be forced to breed with cast of 'After You've Gone', and the resultant offspring will be taken away from the herd and introduced into the massively superior 'Outnumbered'.
Alan Carr will be legally separated from proven-brain-shrinker Justin Lee Collins.
Patrick Keilty will be legally abolished other than appearing on the new BBC5 channel show 'I'm a 30 Year Old Virgin And I Think I've Been Raped.'
I will commission the new sitcom from Jennifer Saunders entitled 'BBC Pension Plan' which will chart the hilarious story of a bunch of 1980s comics getting jobs for their kids in the industry.
Sanjeev Bashkar gets a series for him and his missus for no good reason.
I will launch a comedy "truth and reconcilliation" programme, whereby after the BBC having wiped classic comedy in the 1950s/1960s such as episodes of Hancock and Not Only But Also, we wipe as many episodes of 2 Pints as possible and all of Coming Of Age.
A discount off the licence fee for anyone who was exposed to 'Life Of Riley'. Those who wrote it to be imprisoned for a year whilst having their script read back to them constantly. Suffer for thy art.
Quote: Morrace @ February 22 2009, 4:14 AM GMTFor info > > Click HERE
What do you mean? Like it.
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 22 2009, 4:31 AM GMTWhat do you mean? Like it.
The link? To your stuff. Liked it, is all.
Cheers, Tim!
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 22 2009, 3:58 AM GMTPatrick Keilty will be legally abolished other than appearing on the new BBC5 channel show 'I'm a 30 Year Old Virgin And I Think I've Been Raped.'
I will commission the new sitcom from Jennifer Saunders entitled 'BBC Pension Plan' which will chart the hilarious story of a bunch of 80's comics getting jobs for their kids in the industry.
Sanjeev Bashkar gets a series for him and his missus for no good reason.
I will launch a comedy "truth and reconcilliation" programme, whereby after the BBC having wiped classic comedy in the 50's/60's such as episodes of Hancock and Not Only But Also, we wipe as many episodes of 2 Pints as possible and all of Coming Of Age.
A discount off the licence fee for anyone who was exposed to 'Life Of Riley'. Those who wrote it to be imprisoned for a year whilst having their script read back to them constantly. Suffer for thy art.
We wish!
That's OK mate. I am not really meant to be on here anymore.
My "rants" are preconsidered, but obviously not much.
Take care and all the best. Tim.
All the best, Tim, 
(don't know what you mean by 'I am not really meant to be on here anymore')
I resigned from the website. I have a new pilot to finish and the current one means I should shut my big mouth. Cheers for now mate. Bye bye, Tim
